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Jeff

If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? A

About Me

About me? What egotistical fuck head thought this shit up? Hey, yeah I am on my space! Thats about as private as shitting on the Lincoln memorial in broad fucking daylight. So yes all you lame ass predators who I left in the past here I am, if you know I don't like you (even if I have seen you nekkid) don' t waste my time or yours. Thank you. This has been a public safety message brought to you by the letters A-L-C-O-H-O-and-L. We'd also like to thank my sponsors (whom I haven't seen NEKKID!) Melody Contreras and the coalition for the termination of cock goblins who make up ridiculous shit like MY SPACE, oh and people with no MOTHERFUCKING COMMON SENSE! Honestly- I don't talk like that in the flesh- Its probably the booze!

My Interests

The physical, the mental-people who think are great, and the emmotional(means anyone who isn't a coward and can tell the truth)- now lump those together and I'm sure you might be able to pick one thing you might have in common with me, MAYBE?

I'd like to meet:

Jesus-are you kidding? I have to meet someone- this is way too much like AA already! I'll keep it simple- write me, I write you back.

Music:

No Country (except Cash and Cline), no opera, no folk, nothing cultural, not alot of top forty please- I wanna stay awake- and for fuck sake no gutter punk shit! Hey EMO kid stop crying-sorry, try pampers. Oh yeah if your wondering who the fuck you're listening to on my profile right now? This week it's The Mighty Souls of Mischief as if you couldn't have read that...

Movies:

Holy shit, these questions could form term papers for the rest of my life- I can't even meter this shit like shakespeare! Akira Kurosawa films- Zombie flicks ( Shaun of the Dead- 28 days later), Ridley Scott films, jeezus do I have to go on? If you said yes...bite my ass!

Television:

I don't have cable but I'd probably be watching Battlestar Galactica or Tripping the Rift.

Books:

Broken Angels, The Once and Future King, In Pharoahs Army, Catcher in the Rye, Homers the Odessey, Hagekuri and Catch 22.

Heroes:

My father (R.I.P. Born June 28, 1940. Died September 25, 2006) Professor Henry Okazaki, and my brothers Thomas and in-law David Shelley.

My Blog

Surprises

There is so much variation in surprises, we can never truly be prepared for surprises. Some like to think they always are and play it off well only to be gorged on their dissapointment and they bloat ...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 12:07:00 PST

My Hitman Name?

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Posted by Jeff on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:20:00 PST

Musical Insanity

Often since I was a teenager I have been accused of having odd taste in music. I always thought that it was annoying to be scrutinized by other peoples opinions of what they found worthy of their time...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 10 May 2006 10:50:00 PST

The Cold of Springs light

 Honestly, I have no idea what I was going to write about when I got in here, so where to begin? I got an email from one my favorite Hip Hop artists ( assuming of course that its really him-heres...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 06 May 2006 01:10:00 PST

The best things...

I often catch myself wondering what the best things in life consist of- is it money? Nice things? A great love? Really great crippling sex? I spend my days trying to see these things every moment I ge...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 10:22:00 PST

Never enough!

One day I was asleep and God spoke to me, He asked me what was wrong? I told him, I never seem to have enough time for the things I want, your the lord of all creation why can't you remedy this? His r...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 09:39:00 PST

You have no idea what the Fuck I am saying?

okay, so apparently alot of people have no idea what my blogs mean- first whoever thought of the word blog should be rotisseried and fed to Sally Struthers and Second well who the fuck cares anyway I ...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:45:00 PST

fucking subs

You know I love motor boats and no, not the ones that go on the water... yup it doesn't require a whole lot of imagination but it does need mountainous terrain. I love mountains.
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:11:00 PST

Derunk!

I love Nevada, why you may ask? Drinking whenever you want and firearms not that those two go together but you know in emmotional fits it helps to have something semi-automatic with a beer chaser.
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 01:24:00 PST

I've got 15 minutes...no, not of fame

blog, WHO IN THE HELL THOUGHT OF THIS WORD? I swear before all that is holy, if I see this word in the dictionary I will shoot myself- I should just get it over with now since technically I am bl...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 10:55:00 PST