Jared - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I enjoy; finishing people's sentences, talking about how long I am going to let my hair grow, using buzz words, calling from blocked numbers, pretending I don't recognize you in an attempt to avoid a "catch up" conversation, oversimplifying serious problems, cursing in front of small children, talking loud during movies, clipping my fingernails at my desk, telling random pointless lies like my friend owns a petrified dinosaur egg, referring to my friends as "my peeps", putting down people for watching American Idol and then secretly watching it myself, using analogies to relate any story to a personal experience, one upping, and quoting random movies that nobody has ever heard of before.

My Interests

I am pretty much interested in everything. I mean I am really nosey, like rifle through your drawers nosey. I do not care if it has nothing to do with me, I want to know every detail.

I'd like to meet:

The dude who drives the convertible silver mercedes around town with the license plate that reads, "I CLOSE". I really need to meet this guy.

Music:

anything from Garth Brooks to The Eagles of Death Metal, and any music I can sing along to while playing the air drums in my car because that makes me look really cool.

Movies:

A time to Kill, Salton Sea, Braveheart, Super Troopers

Television:

Yeah, I watch way too much of this

Books:

I prefer books on tape, there is less reading involved. I know it is not a book, but US weekly is the best bathroom magazine of all time.

Heroes:

Superman, Aquaman, Spiderman, and Batman. I am into dudes.