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Doh, havn't updated this in a while. well, i am me, and i exist, or so i think.
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My Fortune Is
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator
My Pimp Name Is...
Pimptastico Dong Dazzler What's Your Pimp Name?
Your Observation Skills Get An A-
Hardly anything gets by you...
You have a great memory and eagle eyes How Observant Are You?
Your Monster Profile
Omega Darkness
You Feast On: Pie
You Lurk Around In: Olive Gardens
You Especially Like to Torment: Priests What's Your Monster Name?
Your Brain's Pattern
You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy.
You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts.
People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused.
But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination. What Pattern Is Your Brain?
Your Stripper Song Is
Dirrty by Christina Aguelera
"Too dirrty to clean my act up
If you ain't dirrty
You ain't here to party"
You're so dirty, you make Christina look clean. What Song Should You Strip To?
Erotic Thriller
You've made your own rules in life - and sometimes that catches up with you.
Winding a web of deceit comes naturally, and no one really knows the true you.
Your best movie matches: Swimming Pool, Unfaithful, The Crush If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
Your 2005 Song Is
Beverly Hills by Weezer
"My automobile is a piece of crap
My fashion sense is a little whack
And my friends are just as screwy as me"
You breezed through 2005 in your own funky style! What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?
You Are Pecan Pie Soda
Sweet, but totally nuts What Jones Holiday Soda Are You?
Butterfinger
They call you sticky fingers for a reason! What Kind of Candy Are You?
You're 95% Irish
Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lad.
There's hardly anyone more Irish than you! How Irish Are You?
Your Scholastic Strength Is Deep Thinking
You aren't afraid to delve head first into a difficult subject, with mastery as your goal.
You are talented at adapting, motivating others, managing resources, and analyzing risk.
You should major in:
Philosophy
Music
Theology
Art
History
Foreign language What Should You Major In?
Your French Name is:
Orville Jacques What's Your French Name?
Your Outrageous Name is:
Ben Dover Outrageous Name Generator
Your Sexy Brazilian Name is:
Rogerio Barros What's Your Sexy Brazilian Name?
Your Haloween Costume Should Be
A Pimp What Should You Be For Halloween?
Cheese Pizza
Traditional and comforting.
You focus on living a quality life.
You're not easily impressed with novelty.
Yet, you easily impress others. What's Your Pizza Personality?
You Are Chinese Food
Exotic yet ordinary.
People think they've had enough of you, but they're back for more in an hour. What Kind of Food Are You?
Your Hidden Talent
You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices. What's Your Hidden Talent?
You Are 50% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?
Tommy Lee Shares Your Taste in Music
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Which Musician (or Group) Shares Your Taste in Music?
How to make a Reid
Ingredients:
3 parts success
5 parts brilliance
1 part energy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!
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Personality cocktail
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Which Victoria's Secret Angel are you?

Alessandra Ambrosio
You are sexy, exciting, and can be daring!
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Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Raphael
You can be considered the 'dark one' of your family. You're a hot-head, face it. Or...the 'Realist' some may say. It's a dog-eat-dog world, you're a pretty big dog. You normally lay low until some one gets up your back. You're anti-social and short-tempered...and you're not big on admitting it! But, even though you can act kinda rude and not-there, you're a rather large teddy bear on the inside when it comes to the ones you love...in danger. You hate being called a, 'softy' and you're always ready to 'bring it'.
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Your Porn Star Name Is...
Captain Winky What's Your Porn Star Name?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be? Check out this cartoon i made!

ME!
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