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About Me

"Faith begins where reason ends. We reach a point where it's not enough to know something, we have to be willing to step out in faith and start our real journey. Faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see". My mother has proven this to me. Selfless and driven to be better. Jump without fear and know that the landing will be where you needed to end up. Did I mention that I'm Happily Married...Hi Jocelyn.

My Interests

I was interested in getting my teeth whitened but I decided to get a tan instead...........I'm also a big fan of rice...It's good if your hungry and you feel like eating 2000 of something.
Those who believe in Telekenetics, Raise my Hand...

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a hairstylist for bald men, an asian female race car driver, a six foot midget, a drunk person who can say "Humuhumunukunukuapua'a", a corporate officer that doesn't have his head up his ass, a humble name-dropper, an Italian guy who doesn't claim to be connected and an Australian that tips.IF PEOPLE FROM POLAND ARE CALLED POLES. WHY AREN'T PEOPLE FROM HOLLAND CALLED HOLES?

Music:

Death metal sucks! Reggae Sucks! Did I mention that Reggae SUCKS!Except for Matisyahu. Noa The rock star and Te'a: "That's Entertainment" START OF SOMETHING NEW

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Movies:

And remember: Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there. Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find... The Three Amigos! Let's ride!

Television:

American Idol...NOT! Family Guy is good.

Books:

From this day to the ending of the world, But we in it shall be remember'd; We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he today that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile, This day shall gentle his condition: And gentlemen in England now abed Shall think themselves accursed they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day. (IV, iii)

Heroes:

My 5yr old

My Blog

Pleasant Thoughts for Mom

Thoughts and Prayers For those of you who are spiritual or religious... Please put some prayers and positive energy into the universe directed at my mother who is in the ICU in Fresno, Ca. She's...
Posted by Bruised to Perfection on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:16:00 PST

The Art of the Insult

Sadly, we have lost the art of the well-crafted insult. Here are some examples of classy insults from a time gone by:"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."-- Winston Church...
Posted by Bruised to Perfection on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 04:42:00 PST

My Computer can Kick your computer's ass.

Thanks to Aaron I have a new computer...I'm pretty sure it can kick your computers ass! Not only that the sound system that he put on it rocks the mad skills. Someday I'd like to be a frie...
Posted by Bruised to Perfection on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 12:59:00 PST