I am Poseidon Earthshaker, the king of the sea. I am the brother of Zeus, but I'm much cooler. I mean, he can throw lighting. Big deal. I control the sea and I have a golden trident. Moving on now. My sons are the cyclopians, but unfortunately there was a trajedy with one of my sons and a certain Odysseus (curse him) where one of my sons was blinded by that little...well, you-know-what. However, that was a couple thousand years ago so I've learned to get past it. You had also better be good to me or I'll drown you. So that's it. The End.
