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Lisa

I have a clock that doubles as a microwave

About Me

About Me? Hmmm... What is there to say except I KICK ASS! I am 70% Punk Rock.
.. The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the fuck was I talking about? Take the
Punk Rock Test
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Which Disney Princess are you most like (with 2 new princesses)


Cinderella
You are a true party person. You love dressing up in cool outfits and parties. You are also very kind and caring.
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My Interests

Music:

Rancid, NoFX, Everclear, Bad Religion, Pennywise, Rise Against, Goldfinger, The Ataris, MXPX, Trapt, NIN, Unwritten Law, The Eyeliners, Weezer, Violent Femmes, The Offspring, Alice in Chains, Sevendust, Miles to Empty, Sublime, Third Eye Blind, Soundgarden, Stroke 9, No Doubt, Matchbox 20, Tool, Goo Goo Dolls, Buck Cherry, Jawbreaker, Britney, Audioslave, 30 Seconds to Mars, Primus, Shinedown, Madonna, Kittie, Suicide Machines, Green Day, Social Distortion, Most of JC's EMO Shit, Fenix TX, Bowling for Soup, Tom Petty, Smashing Pumpkins, Foo Fighters...

Movies:

Office Space (Corporate Accounting, One Moment Please...God my job sucks), Heathers, Clerks, Pump up the Volume, Anything with Buffy in it, Die Hard, Very Bad Things, Indiana Jones, Billy Madison (It's too Hot for a Penguin to be Running Around Outside...), Harold and Kumar, Forrest Gump, Four Rooms, Son in Law, The Wedding Singer, Mallrats, Armageddon, Back to the Future, Reality Bites, All those Brat Pack Movies, Parent Hood, Boyz in the Hood, Robin Hood, Pretty much any movie with a hood, Young Guns, Breakfast at Tiffanys (I Have come to the Conclusion that I am very, very Drunk...), Lost Boys, An Affair to Remember, The Matrix, Pretty Woman...

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Did Anybody Else Know that the Slayer was a Robot?...), Angel, Supernatural (Your still mad that I put Nair in your Shampoo...), The OC, Gilmore Girls (The plural of Cul De Sac is Culs de sac?...), How I Met Your Mother, 90210... If you can't tell, I avoid reality at all costs...

Books:

Laurell K Hamilton - The Anita Blake Novels (Vampires, Sex, Violence and did I mention that the Hero has a Stuffed Penguin collection?)

Heroes:

Heroes are for sissies. I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Blog

The Theory of Evolution

Ok, so I was driving the other day and I was stuck behind this car with one of those Jesus fish thingies, only this guy thought he was being funny because his fish had feet and said Darwin inside it, ...
Posted by Lisa on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 03:48:00 PST

Ever wonder why they call them Semi-Trucks?

I mean, if it really is a Semi, what the fuck would a Whole-truck look like?  And what would J's Frontier be catagorized as? A baby truck?  A Semi-Semi Truck? An undersized truck?&...
Posted by Lisa on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:44:00 PST

If I melt dry ice will I get wet?

If I melt dry ice, will I get wet?  I mean if it really is dry than how can it ever become wet?  And if it doesn't get wet then what the hell happens to it when it melts?  Does it just ...
Posted by Lisa on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 08:52:00 PST

Does anybody else wonder why there is braile on drive-through ATM's?

Does anybody else wonder why there is braile on drive-through ATM's?  I am all for equal opportunity for the handicapped, but sight should be a prerequisite for driving; and it certaintly can't b...
Posted by Lisa on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:12:00 PST