What they say:
"What do Stand-up Comedy, Rock n Roll, and a gentleman with a contempt for enthusiasm have in common? A lot more than just being among the worst possible career choices a child could break to their parents. Always knowing the most dangerous roads are the quickest shortcuts, Julian Stockdale picked all three. Julian has performed at Comix comedy club, Cake Shop, CBGB's, Life, Lit, Niagara and more if you call within the next three minutes!"
What I say:
"4 wrongs make a right because then everyone is doing it" -- New York Vs. Julian Stockdale;;
I want to be taken seriously for not wanting to be taken seriously.
I'm an Alternative Comedian(<---fancy,pretentious New York description of Comedian),Racanteurist, Writer, Pop Poet,Mudslinger.
I'm also a member of the sketch improv troupe "The Smoking Section"
I still work a dayjob which somehow doesn't conflict with my nighttime extra-curricular activities. That dayjob's tasks basically include me loading and reloading my Myspace page all day.
I prefer Myspace over Facebook, sorry. Facebook is annoying... People are always sending me drinks that I can't drink.
"Memories grow up to be midgets" --me
"Everything is something that I want to see" --Harmony Korine.
Streetwalker (not that kind); Solid Comedy when not feeling like working too hard; Poet Laureate of your favorite street in New York City.
