Living life
Scarlet Johannsen. I'd motorboat her jublies... Aside from her, let me think... hmm... Any hot youngish female would do just fine.
Mainly classic rock. I don't like songs that talk about "deez dat dem dere and doze" nor do I like songs that talk about "hound dogs and pickup trucks"
Anything mindless and funny such as Half Baked, How High, Dude Wheres My Car?, Super Troopers, Sandler movies, Monty Python movies (not as much mindless but fucking hilarious), Zucker movies (Kentucky fried movie, Airplane, Naked Gun movies, Baseketball) and yes I even enjoy all the movies with Stiller, Vaughn, the Wilsons, Will Ferrel, etc.
Futurama, Family Guy, Beavis and Butt-head, Married with Children (Al Bundy is the man), Full House (because Aunt Becky is fucking hot), Seinfeld, and of course, scrambled porn
I don't read many thing of the printed form. I read computer screens.
Dave Thomas, founder of Wendys. Truly a god among menAlso Chuck Norris