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i like to hit things with sticks in a musical rhythm. i'm also looking for a band to join if anyone knows of such things. i'm organized chaos at it's best. i like toast and butter. i am a crazy weird dude that turns gophers into house pets and then trains them for months while simultaneously creating a super food formula that makes them grow very big but also makes them loony and go and try to destroy the earth and then the national guard comes and shoots rockets and missiles and other crap at them killing my pets who probably already turned on my at that point and ate me, and the dead gopher gets blown open and that releases me, so in spite of my failure i go to a lab and get the bright idea to create super gophers that are capable of growing very large and causing mayhem... that's pretty much it.