So i was tempted to write a blog... |
My older and even crazier sister, Emma and I were talking in the car on our way home from Berkeley.Well, to be honest, we were yelling to each other over Jack's Mannequin, Dashboard Confessional and o...
Posted by on Mon, 25 May 2009 23:29:00 GMT |
legit 18th birthday. |
so the dmv (satan's ass hole) owned me.twice.they didn't have my appointment on record.some predictions by cleo-looking lady says:"child, come back in two owas and maybe we gone take you den."i come b...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:47:00 GMT |
technical 18th birthday. |
i feel old.not like grandma old.not even like "sexy" 45 yr old grandma old.but.full grown?does that sound sort of inappropriate?say it slowly.i'm eighteen today.legally.and.i'm testing for my license....
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:02:00 GMT |
father daughter talks. |
12/22/08wendy: i'm going to a christmas party.dad: will there be marijuana?wendy: no.dad: will there be alcohol?wendy: no.dad: ... will there be alcohol?wendy: NO.dad: then why are you going?!around 4...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 14:38:00 GMT |
old meets new. |
im sewing a ripped seem in my cardigan while video chatting with the sis.
and.
im wearing purple heels.
but.
that's not really relevant.
i feel like laura ingalls wilder meets rihanna.
not that ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:56:00 GMT |
guess who i met? |
did you guess a 7th grader with one testicle?you got it.wow.now i know a kid with one testicle.and.a kid with one leg.and.a kid with one nipple.but enough about nipples.tonight.i caked with ana ortiz ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 22:23:00 GMT |
pixelated. |
woah.i must be tired.my little brother sam just mooned me.and.i could swear his ass was pixelated.like on tv.ay curumba.no more blue peeps for me.
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 21:41:00 GMT |
i got in a fight. |
house of blues.jesus shit fucking christ.i could have lived without a scar on my boob.so here's what happened.the pick came to me.ME.i put my foot on top of it.this crazy scenester sasquatch lifts up ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 22:52:00 GMT |
homework. |
is the devil.homework.is worse than the devil.it's like the devil plus bacne and man boobs and a leather jacket. i'd rather kick it with nazis than do homework.i thought i was done.i thought i was gon...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 22:11:00 GMT |
survey. suh. suh. suh. REMIX. |
i been surveying it up.so yeah.here is some useless steiner speak.enjoy.1. Are you missing someone right now? yeah.2. Are you happy? no.3. Are you talking? singing.4. Are you bored? yes sir.5. Are you...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 19:03:00 GMT |
