TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Van
Birthday: March 9
Birthplace: 'Nam
Current Location: D.C. - Home to drug dealers, murderers, junkies and the corrupt. But hey, not everyone works on Capitol Hill.
Eye Color: black
Hair Color: black
Height: Oompa Loompa
Right Handed or Left Handed: Kinky....oh, um...right. Right handed.
Your Heritage: Asian. Does it matter what type? We all look alike anyway.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Kenneth Cole
Your Weakness: Women with Southern or British accents. Women with alcohol. Women with pulses.
Your Fears: Being forced to be serious for more than 30 minutes at a time
Your Perfect Pizza: Any pizza from Bottom's Up
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Filling out this survey
Your Most Overused Phrase On an Instant Messenger:
LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: What time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: 3 AM
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remember.
Pepsi or Coke:
Coke. For the love of Pete, it's called a Jack and Coke,
not Jack and Pepsi.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither. Sweet tea rocks.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Frappaccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Let's just reference my 2 favorite acronyms: HFS and WTF.
Do you Sing:
When no one's listening
Do you Shower Daily: Yes. Why is this a question? Do we live in medievil times or something?
Have you Been in Love: "Aw baby, that's just pillow talk"
Do you want to go to College: Did it. Twice. Maybe going back for a third.
Do you want to get Married: Sure
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: If you call getting so drunk that when you lay in bed the world spins so wildly that you get sick, then yes, I get motion sickness.
Do you think you are Attractive:
I admit to stopping and staring into whatever reflective
surfaces are present.
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: I do now.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, but only at night at the beach.
Do you play an Instrument: Yes.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm drinking it right now.
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Maybe
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Let's just say, I found Nemo and he was great with a little soy sauce.
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just Shannon's heart (oooooh, top that Byron!)
Ever been Drunk: Yes, and I blame...well, there's just too many people. You all can share the blame.
Ever been called a Tease: No, b/c I'm easy.
Ever been Beaten up: What? You've got to be f'n kidding me. Next question.
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: In the saddle
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Taller
What country would you most like to Visit: Austrailia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: She better have hair. Other than that, I'm not picky
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: You must under 5'7" to be on this ride
Weight: I'm not dumb enough to answer that one.
Best Clothing Style: Preppy
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: Ipod
Number of Piercings: Interesting line of questioning here.
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I cannot fully recollect the events in question
Van would hang out with: Elisha Cuthbert, Jessica Alba, Kanye West, skinny Elvis, Vince Lombardi, Tiki Barber, Thomas Edison, Jay-Z, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Tom Stoppard, Robert E. Lee, George Clooney, Brittany Daniels, Keeley Hazell, the Flash, Jimmy Buffet, Warren Buffet, Ken Elzinga, Thomas Payne, Mr. Jefferson, the Bush Twins and William Shakespeare.
Van would fight: Paris Hilton, Tara Reid, Oprah Winfree, whoever decided that MTV shouldn't play music anymore, Ryan Seacrest and Northern Va.
I'm all over the map on this, but you can probably find the following in my Ipod: Kanye West, Better Than Ezra, Dave Matthews Band, Collective Soul, Gorillaz, Jay-Z, Jack Johnson, Fall Out Boy, Maroon 5, Jet, Foo Fighters, Michael Buble, Rascal Flatts, Tom Petty, Weezer, Coldplay, Click Five, N.E.R.D, Keith Urban, Kenny Chesney, Black Eyed Peas, Guster, Matchbox 20, Al Greene, Marvin Gaye, Ray Charles, Duke Ellington, Weezer, Glen Miller, Frank Sinatra, John Legend, Deathcab for Cutie, Harry Connick Jr, Bon Jovi, Boston Pops, Bond, most 80s music, Jem, Jimmy Eat World, The Fray, The Vines, The Strokes, The Band, Barenaked Ladies, Dean Fields, all the college a capella groups I can't think of right now, Blink 182, Sum 41, I can't believe you're still reading this, Ben Fold's Five, Eagles, Lynard Skynard, Phantom Planet, Don't you have other stuff to do?, Train, Yellowcard, Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, Sugarland, and Guster.
American Pie 1 & 2, Jerry Maguire, Varsity Blues, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Army of Darkness, Dirty Harry, Saving Private Ryan, Wedding Crashers, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Love Actually, Batman, Clue, Boondock Saints, Cruel Intentions, The Girl Next Door, Risky Business, Top Gun, Moulin Rouge, Very Bad Things, A Few Good Men, Lord of the Rings, Matrix, Ocean's 11, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Princess Bride, Old School, Gone in 50 Seconds, The Rock, Catch 22, M.A.S.H, Gladiator, American Beauty, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Casablanca, Equilibrium, Office Space, Infernal Affairs, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, To Kill a Mockingbird, Almost Famous, The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Secret of My Success, Doc Hollywood, The Graduate, Porky's and the list goes on and on.
Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me, The Loop, House, The Unit, Good Eats
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Carter beats the Devil, Paradise, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Hamlet, Harry Potter, Self-made Man, Trainspotting, Ender's Game, Freakanomics, The Count of Monte Cristo, Turtle Island, Green Eggs and Ham, The Three Musketeers, Catch 22, Needful Things and the list goes on and on. C'mon, my degree's in English, what did you expect?
This kid: