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Joey

You look fat when you cry.

About Me

I ride whips with extra clips. I got bitches outta state, flippin' bricks! . See the super 80's lady, and the dude who looks like an extra from Scarface? They boned. As a result, I'm the guy in the middle. PS- Dad, you jew'd me on the facial hair. R.I.P. playboy. "Eva' since I can rememba' I been poppin' ma'colla, pop-popin' ma colla!" Now I'm all grown up, and I poke Grizzlies.
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My Interests

I love my niggas, blunts, ho's and fo'ohs! Ma' Gangsta Wifie! I'll roll with this, top notch kinda shit! Mah'neh'guhs! Rico and I, playing with Blue. 80's bitch! Breakfast Club ain't got shit! Stuntin'. Mo' stuntin'! Big Ron, and little D's. Mammoth mugs. Buddy BoyDesa Maria Fernandez, Aye-yeay-yeay-yeay!! Travy Trav, pukey puke. A.D. Sloan and J.S. Kosmas. Double trouble Cruzy Cruz! Campin' and cookin'. Cali Candypants & Sherece Sugartits Sean's hand on Matt, and his hand on me...questionable. Pilrgims nigga, pilgrims Animal Trav, he's an animal. This is my Karl Cuddle Bear and our happy home. Little Beezey, she's all rock'n'roll. Arrrgh! "You have nightvision!!" Best of the best of the wild wild West. The crew. Still tokin', still pokin'. Chillin' at the lodge in my b-boy stance, with my brew and my homies, and a gun in my pants!

I'd like to meet:

...With ones like this, you know I ain't lonely. Homies. Gotta love homies....And more homies.

Music:

My iPod of Doom. ..

Television:

Cable's a plus if you're tryin' to get in my pants...

Heroes:

...and whoever invented the Philly Fake-Out ..

My Blog

Harry, your hands are freEezing!

Aaaaalmost that time of year! About a month and a half till I can get my fix! I promised myself more of a season than the mere deathrattle I got last year. (But the few days I had were fucking killer!...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:10:00 PST

Poopin’ & Snoopin’

Honk your horn if you love to myspace while you poop! There's just something about it that makes your turdcutter pucker with excitement while rifling through all the newest online gossip. In fact, I s...
Posted by Joey on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:51:00 PST

When Im 30, things are gonna be kickass!

Oh man. I'm chillin' watchin' all these old videos. It's funny, each one reminds me specifically of different times, places, and people. Love/Hate. The first one that I ever saw. I was completely blow...
Posted by Joey on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 03:32:00 PST

Let m’nuts go bitches!

Atleast for a couple weeks. Broke my phone... ...More importantly, less than 100 days till snow season.
Posted by Joey on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 12:49:00 PST

Gator booOOots, with the pimped out gucci suit!

Holla bitches.   I've stepped outta the dark ages with the light of a new sidekick. I'm on it right now at work. Sooo sic. G'd up, from the feet up.  You know how ballas roll, bab...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 19 May 2008 04:51:00 PST

Remember that time with your webcam? You know the one.

...Well, if you don't then get Skype! It's free, and kickass! It uses your webcam, and mic for video chat. I think it's alot better than Yahoo, or MSN. Imagine, you can see me, AND hear me...and maybe...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 05 May 2008 05:58:00 PST

All my n’yukkas & bitches!

Well, that was prolly the fastest three weeks of my life... I'm in Norfolk VA right now, gettin' settled into my current duty command. I had a killer time on leave, feels like it was only a couple da...
Posted by Joey on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:23:00 PST

My Big Testies

Big test today. Po' a lil' ow'fo'a n'yukkah. Or just wish me luck. Same thing.
Posted by Joey on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:54:00 PST

Hey I think I saw that movie on Lifetime!

We should hang out soon. I like hanging out with you. I don't care if we go anywhere, or do anything. I just really like you around... In fact... I just can't wait to get to wherever I'm going, so I c...
Posted by Joey on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:45:00 PST

My wife is my wife because...

...she gets Transworld sent right to my door. She knows what I like. I like that, and I love her. ...And her privates....I really like callin' 'em privates lately. I mean, who says that anymore? An...
Posted by Joey on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:08:00 PST