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A man in California has been arrested for allegedly arranging to sell his 14-year-old daughter into marriage in exchange for $16,000. This is such a sad case because a 14-year-old girl could get at l...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:18:00 GMT |
This Week in News 11.21.08 |
MTV's TRL has finally ended. The show, in general was a success for MTV. Except for launching the career of Carson Daly. Banking giant Citigroup is shedding 53,000 more jobs. They said it was eith...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:05:00 GMT |
This Week in News 11.14.08 |
A study shows music head phones can interfere with heart devices. Which sucks, because the only thing worse than dying is dying to Mmmbop. Monks got into a brawl this weekend at the site of Jesus' to...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:39:00 GMT |
This Week in News 11.7.08 |
Because of bankruptcy Circuit City will close 150 stores. That's the sign of a bad economy when an electronic store can't pay their electric bill. Teen pregnancy is higher among girls that watch sho...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:33:00 GMT |
This Weeks News 10.31.08 |
Breast-feeding babies may lead to fewer behavioral problems in young children. The study shows the baby should be breast-fed for at least a year& especially if the mom is hot. Smelling farts may lowe...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:03:00 GMT |
Top Ten Reasons You Know Youre Flying a Cheap Airline |
Top Ten Reasons You Know You're Flying a Cheap Airline10. Lay-over measured in days.9. In flight movie "Crash"8. Air Marshall has to use gun, on himself.7. Before flight you have to show drivers lic...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:54:00 GMT |
Top Ten Signs Los Angeles is in a recession |
Top Ten Signs Los Angeles is in a recession 10. Women are getting breast augmentation - one at a time.9. Thousands flock to Pinkberry for an application.8. People start showing emotion when Botox we...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:14:00 GMT |
Rejected Fortune Cookie Fortunes |
Success is the sum of small efforts. Then again so is poverty. Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal& except a woman.If you would create something,(you must ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:29:00 GMT |
Top Ten Phrases Most Used by Women in a Relationship |
1. "I'm cold."2. "Where are you?"3. "What's your plan?"4. "We're broke."5. "You just watch 'The Hills' because of the girls."6. "Are you going to wear that?"7. "I've been trying to call you."8. "It's ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 15:34:00 GMT |
Hillary gets funny |
Hillary Clinton has recently been advised to "lighten up" and joke more after research showed people thought she was too serious. Here are some jokes her writers penned for her. I heard one protestor...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:27:00 GMT |
