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THE Harp

I brush all my bullets with bacon grease!

About Me

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I got soul that's why I came To teach those who can't say my name First of all, I'm the soloist, the soul controller The Harp gets stronger as I get older Constant elevation causes expansion I write my rhyme while I cool in my mansion Then put it on tape and in the city I test it Then on the radio The Harp's requested You listen to it, the concept might break you 'Cause almost anyone can relate to... Whoever's out of hand, I'm give him handles Light 'em up, blow 'em out like candles Or should I just let him melt? Then give him a hand so they can see how it felt I'm not bold just cuz I rock gold The Harp is on the mic and you know I got soul I am what could only be described as a strict constructionist, militant Conservative. I believe that our Founding Fathers were the true revolutionaries. Che can kiss my ass. I am a firm believer of the constitution as it was written. All the "read-in" meanings and interpretations that liberals somehow only apply to what they want that document to read is BS. I do love a debate. I find it fascinating that all the libs I know seem to share a brain and a style of debate. Usually it is this: 1.Puke back some garbage that was puked onto them by mainstream media as though it were their own thoughts. 2. Label me something (such as racist, bigot, sexist, homophobe) when I pose an argument based in common scene, history, science, and rational thought that challenges their "way of thinking". This proxy argument is done to duck the true debate by attempting to put me on the defensive. 3. Yelling as though an embarrassing scene will somehow win the debate. They must believe that talking louder and longer makes them smarter. Well, you loud mouthed idiots, I yell back! The only difference is that I have to do more research, reading, studying, and learning because I have an unpopular belief. Being a liberal is easy and safe. One never has to think for himself and is most likely in same minded company. All they have to do is sit back, turn on the TV and let Katie Couric or John Stewart jack off on their faces. My friend Andrew Wilkow says that the path of most resistance requires the hardest sale. People have forgotten what rugged individualism is. I am here to help.

My Interests

“Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!” —Patrick Henry, 23 March 1775My interests are HG TV, Bobby Flay, BBQ grills (charcoal & gas), dogs (mutts preferably), my family but only when they have nice stuff to say about me, scented candles, freshly changed linens, an organized garage, finely pedicured toes, low humidity, beaches, pink & purple tongues, redheads with big eyes, movies, music, money, sleeping, my wife's body, Vietnamese neighbors, loose change, anything NFL, college football, FJ Reitz High School Football

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the usual... Ronald Wilson Reagan, Margret Thatcher, Lincoln, U.S. Grant, John Wayne, Tom Selleck, Brando, Peck, Bogart, Pacino, DeNiro, Walken, Nicholson, Farley, Slater. I would hang out with Andrew Wilkow and Mike Chuch and Co., Peyton Manning, Pete Coors, and Collin Cowherd. And B. Hussein Obama. So I can ask just what the fuck all that blather means.

Music:

Afro Man, Rakim, old school rap, 80s pop, 80s rock, 80s metal, alternative, some emo, Trip - hop. disco, college rock, indie, Punk, disco, death and speed metal, SIRIUS Satellite Radio (Octane) R & B, Soul, Hip - hop, Sirius Patriot Channel 144.a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"

Movies:

The Austin Powers Trilogy, zombie movies like Shawn of the Dead, B-rate horror films, The Goonies, mafia movies and documentaries, anything having something to do with Ireland, Super Troopers, Team America World Police (extended version with puppet sex scene), Office Space, sensual drama followed by a sensual massage

Television:

Dave Chappelle Show, Southpark, Scrubs, The Office, My Name is Earl, According to Jim, Rodney, America's Funniest Home Videos, Sportscenter, PTI, CSI, anything high definition, American Idol, Monday Night Football, Sunday Night Football, Thursday Night Football, Mad TV

Books:

Anything about Ireland, The Bible, Penthouse Forum, Playboy Letters, Real Men, The Last Best Hope.

Heroes:

Howie Long, Bob Knight, Terrell Owens, Vince Lombardi, Andrew Wilkow, Mike Church, Ronald Reagan, Newt Gingrich, Will Sasso, and the guy who kills Osama Bin Laden!

My Blog

Obama lies!

   Obama in response to John McCain directly form Hussein's mouth, "So, I have some news for John McCain. There was no such thing as Al Qaeda in Iraq until George Bush and John McCain decide...
Posted by THE Harp on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 06:04:00 PST

The Obama Question

  Alright, I get it, change and hope, hope and change. When is the Democrat frontrunner going to say something that remotely resembles policy? I mean something beside the same old gift giving lib...
Posted by THE Harp on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:01:00 PST

America is right

Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by a faction of radical Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the worl...
Posted by THE Harp on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:56:00 PST

B. Hussein Obama

   I would like to take this time to let everyone know that Mr. Obama's middle name is Hussein. I am having a tough time finding people who know this. And, the one's who do know, don't seem ...
Posted by THE Harp on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 06:21:00 PST

In the Eye of...

Hey, if you look really close, you can see my wife's hot reflection in the right lens of my glasses. Just to share, it was very hot that day. We were by the pool. In other words, bee-eye-kay-eye-...
Posted by THE Harp on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:00:00 PST

Try a dictionary.

General philosophy, music, religion (especially Eastern Religions ie Theravada Buddhism, Taoism), people (i was institutionalized for Sociology and Anthropology), good conversation, new ideas, I ha...
Posted by THE Harp on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 03:12:00 PST