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About Me

I award valuable prizes to dead people. I thump owls on the torso to test for freshness. I get knocked down, and I get up again. I eat more chicken than any man alive. Contaminated mexican food makes me ill and testy. The Wikipedia was meant to be vandalized, so I vandalize it. I invented the scab, and if you have one, you must pay me royalties. I find rockets crashing into small towns amusing, but not nearly as amusing as fat pets. The taste of apples reminds me of vengance. I'm not sure why.

My Interests

Running away from various things and people, with a look af abject horror on my face.

I'd like to meet:

Shatner, Raoul Duke, Cylons of both the fleshy and shiny types, and Master Shake.Facebook me!

Music:

What kind of rat bastard psychotic would play that song right now, at this moment? Oh, yeah...me. Music is work.

Movies:

Anything with lots of stuff gettin' blowed up real good.

Television:

I'm holding out for a reality show where they hire eastern European assassins to go and shoot the cast and crew of other reality shows, then shoot themselves to remove the shame of being on a reality show. Until that happens, it's mostly CNN.

Books:

#1 is Watership Down. Best book ever written. Can't go wrong with anything by Walter Jon Williams either.

Heroes:

Bob Dobbs.