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Smitty

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DownShift~Dirty Lil'Girl (yeah it's our fuckin' band!)dirty lil girl
Just thought everyone should know :)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Love meeting new people, Amateurs need not apply.

My Blog

Fade to Black Piano

Youtube VideoThe coolest thing Ive seen all week
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 15:45:00 GMT

STUPID DEER!!!

Last Night I was driving home from work and for some strange fucking reason a goddamned deer runs out of Arby's parking lot and crashes into the side of my truck...yeah, the one with the pink stripe.....
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 22:32:00 GMT

R.I.P. Lucy

Last night when I was cleaning Lucy and Ethel's tank, I noticed that Lucy(the cute little slick one on the right) was lethargic and that she appeared to have suddenly lost weight. She was dehydrated ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 08:07:00 GMT

Smitty's Wonderful Day at Work

    Once upon a time there was this stupenduosly sexy guy named Smitty.  One day Smitty had to goto work.  He wasn't happy about this at all because Smitty hates work.  S...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 08:46:00 GMT

30 years ago in a Galaxy Far Far away

Well guys 30 years ago today the world of Science fiction was changed as for the first time in history, Yellow letters scrolled up the screen against a starlit backdrop and captivated millions and int...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:46:00 GMT

Finally an answer to that one survey question!

You know the one I'm talking about.Ok, this is what happens when you inbreed for 10 generations in Children of the Cornville USA.Hannity and Colmesoh it gets better!Part DeuxFox NewsI do have a questi...
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 01:17:00 GMT

Puzzle Pieces

Ok this is a story that I wrote for my EngComp2 class. I'm rather proud of it. If you read it, leave me a comment. This is a cut and paste so if there is an indention error please overlook it.Puzzl...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 20:45:00 GMT

Put down your guns! Its time to celebrate!

It is done. I have finished my research paper. I'm actually proud of it because I did a bang up job. I actually put effort into this one. I expect an A. First off I would like to thank the follow...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 22:20:00 GMT

A Good Place to Be

1. What would the title of your autobiography be? "How to drown a tadpole in 3 inches of Water"2. Which actor would best play you in the film of your life? Vince Vaughn3. If you were a country,...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 23:39:00 GMT

Lookie at what 6 bucks can buy!!!

I have a character flaw. (no, I don't get a -2 penalty to all saves-you know who you are) I cannot walk past a pile of albums at a flea market or yard sale without flipping thru everyone. This proce...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 16:43:00 GMT