Matt Will Save Us All!

About Me

Welcome to your Church
It's time to update, rethink and replan. Its a time for change. After all change is sexy. Thus meaning its all systems GO! at Matt Will Save Us All! Anyway, For those of you that dont know me Im 26, live in the rather great capital city of London. In the glamour that is Norff Landan. Its actually just like Eastenders on the BBC only with people of different ethnic origin and in the North obviously. As for my background I grew up in the countryside. Properly surrounded by fields. It was obviously too small to house me and I moved to the city. Then a bigger city. Then London. Which brings us back to where i started. And erm.. well the rest of the nonsense on this page should fill in the gaps. For those of you that do know me i hope that recap was useful (and im sorry i never call or visit anymore)
The main reason behind my glorious myspace page though is to help save you all. Im here to hand out salvation. Cause lets face it, in todays modern world of hi-tech sillyness, messed up sensibilities and Jamie Oliver we need all the help we can get. And Ive took this tremendous task into my own hands. What a fudging Legend.
So please, feel free to join the team, The Church of 'Matt Will Save Us All' needs you as much as you need it. So please add yourself to my list of excellent disciples and lets make the world a better place. Or possibly accidently destroy it. Im not going to suggest I have all the answers (I only have a few) but combined we probably can make a change. Ok, youre right, that last statement sounded way too gay. But still, if Madonnas taught me anything its that trendy new religions are cool, joining cults can be fun and of course...
Revolution is so now!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Obviously the following - Bjork, Tyra Banks, Kermit the Frog and of course Dolly Parton. Otherwise - Interesting, beautiful people from all over the world.

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My Blog

Easter....

For those of you who miss my blog....(ALL of you Im sure)It's set to return....http://mwsua.blogspot.com/I shall see you all there.........MWSUA!
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 18:26:00 GMT

Hello Everyone!Well has'nt it been a long time...much of course has changed and this time for me its about to change again.So here we are with my last ever (EVER) myspace blog before i bid a final far...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 17:39:00 GMT

Britney, Brews, Breaks & Banks Will Save Us All!

Ok, First things First... Britney Spears...Im currently adoring Britney Spears. Just when you think the poor bitch could'nt take being a mess any further she only goes and takes it to a whole new leve...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 17:05:00 GMT

A New Year Of MWSUA Will Save Us All!

Hey Kids!How are you all doing? Good Christmas? New years? Great! Well now ive got all the fake interest in your dull little lives covered i think i shall carry on with the latest edition of my blog.S...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 06:00:00 GMT

Ends, Starts and Unprofessionalism Will Save Us All!

How time rolls around, and yes, I have been cruelly denying you from my guidance recently. But I guess part of your salvation comes in the form of you standing on your own two feet (apologises to read...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 17:10:00 GMT

Dolly Parton Will Save Us All!

Hello Mo'FosWell its all very exciting at the moment. After the whole Cher 'incident' i figured my life couldnt get any gayer...I was wrong. Oh yes...For my one of my legends is going on a European to...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 17:46:00 GMT

Celebrity Circles (pt.2) Will Save Us All!

Hello!My goodness its been a long time since i had the pleasure of writing you a blog and continuing on my quest to save you all. This has been due to my internet connection going down. Turns out i ha...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 13:36:00 GMT

Getting Married/Drunk/Down Will Save Us All!

HelloSo i assume youve all seen the pictures from the Hen weekend? Oh dear. Apparently we made the festivals message board. Fabulous. Anyway...So guys, what comes after Becky's hen weekend? Thats righ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 06:51:00 GMT

Hen Weekend Heroes Will Save Us All!

Hello!Ok, i know, i know... its been a while since i last gave you another lesson in how to improve your dull little lives. This is because my wireless internet connection has been throwing a hissy fi...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 16:17:00 GMT

Music, Muscles and Many Thanks Will Save Us All!

Hello!Sometimes we can learn things from other people. Other than me. I know, i know, i was shocked too but bare with me...Firstly my lovely friend Norn. Muchos thanks need to be sent his way for the ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 12:36:00 GMT