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Mommy Salami

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About Me


Myspace Layouts For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.comHere's a brief synopsis of me:
Married.
Link to baby Sophia's web site: Sophia Livia http://web.mac.com/zamfirb
I have a six-year-old son who is the cutest.
I have a German Shepherd who is also the cutest.
My husband is tall, dark, handsome, and foreign. Who could ask for anything more?
I am a court reporter and for those of you who do not know what that is: THIS DOES NOT MEAN I AM A NEWS REPORTER WHO SITS IN COURT!!!! I have a stenographic machine in which I sit in depositions and trials and take down testimony. I can record speeds up to and over 225 words a minute. I love my job most of the time.
What I like:
Sushi,
Blue,
Red Dresses,
Cooking,
Reading,
Music,
Singing (this includes karoake),
Massages,
Eyeball tea,
Sleeping late -- it never happens but it doesn't mean I don't like it!!,
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the TV show, NOT the movie),
Non-alcoholic beer an Erika's cranberry punch - mmm!!!
What I Don't Like:
Liars,
Long acrylic fingernails,
Turkish toilets,
Thong underwear,
Wasabi,
Public spitting,
Boys with spiky hair and tight shirts, i.e. DOUCHEBAGS!! (which is basically every single male in every single bar in this country),
Ruby Tuesday's, TGI Friday's, Bennigan's, or any of those types of restaurants,
Facial piercings of any kind,
Picking up steaming dog poop on a cold morning,
Violent or gory movies,
People who have no sense whatsoever of the English language -- spelling, grammar, punctuation!!,
I'm a total sucker when it comes to my friends and family (most of the time)!
I'm a bitch sometimes and I hold grudges. I forgive most times but never forget.
I cherish the people closest to me but I don't trust many.
I can be too honest and I have a big mouth.

My Interests

Sophia's web site: Sophia Livia http://web.mac.com/zamfirb

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I'd like to meet:

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Music:

.. width="425" height="350" .. I could go on and on and on but I won't. I love music. Listening and singing. I miss performing.

Movies:



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Woman on Top, Dangerous Beauty, Dodgeball, The Godfather 1 & 2, not so much 3, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Under the Tuscan Sun, Romeo & Juliet, Moulin Rouge, any cheesy high school movie from the 80s, The Changeling, In The Company of Wolves, High Spirits, Gone With The Wind, Like Water For Chocolate......so many more..

Television:

When I"m not reading, I enjoy Heroes, 4400, Weeds, Dexter, Judge Judy, any sort of law/crime-type show such as Forensic Files and Cold Case Files, or basically anything that Bogdan forces me to watch and I then get hooked on.

Books:

Give me lots of books. I want them all. They are currently the only thing that is keeping my sane. That and my iPod.

Heroes:

Myself. I'm not in a mental hospital. Yet. I'll get back to you when Eric turns 16. Or when the next one pops out.

My Blog

Sophia Livia’s web site

So the proud daddy got creative and made the new munchkin a web site. It's really cool and has lots of pictures, movies, and even a blog. For those of you that are interested, check it out:Sophia Li...
Posted by Mommy Salami on Mon, 19 May 2008 07:25:00 PST

Art Takes Time -- Non-Private This Time!!

Eric discusses art.....hilarious.... ...
Posted by Mommy Salami on Sat, 03 May 2008 08:44:00 PST

"The Final Countdown"

So folks, here's the verdict: Next week I have to have another ultrasound to monitor the fluid level.  It's looking good, but I had to go on a monitor today and I am experiencing contractions (no...
Posted by Mommy Salami on Thu, 01 May 2008 12:26:00 PST

Update

I'm sorry to everyone who has been e-mailing and leaving me comments. I haven't responded to anyone, so don't take it personally. I'm an exhausted, busy, pregnant tornado with about three weeks left...
Posted by Mommy Salami on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:11:00 PST

Basically the funniest movie EVER!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge7Igt-R7E8 ...
Posted by Mommy Salami on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:52:00 PST

Cankle bitch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BOGCqne0lE It's official. I'm retaining water. Look out, folks. Pregnant woman on board! I officially have the dreaded cankles. It's awesome. I'm envisi...
Posted by Mommy Salami on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:35:00 PST

The Name Game

So Bogdan and I have been bouncing back and forth now about the name we had chosen for the little girl. As everyone knows, I have LOVED the name Sophia for years and years, but now, it apparently is ...
Posted by Mommy Salami on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:09:00 PST

What’s Past is Past: Preview

I have to split this up into two blogs because one part is appropriate for everyone’s eyes and the rest is appropriate for friends only......Being pregnant has brought up a slew of emotional tur...
Posted by Mommy Salami on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:03:00 PST

Goddess

I just got this in my mailbox this morning and thought I’d share: Back in the day, entire cultures worshipped the fertility goddess. They prayed to her, danced around her, and immortalized her...
Posted by Mommy Salami on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:47:00 PST

Belly Tales

Okay, so this week I am 28 weeks pregnant, officially seven months along and into the third trimester. Only three more months to go...............I feel -- well, just heavy. I have heartburn constan...
Posted by Mommy Salami on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:58:00 PST