I like foul language, political philosophy, lifting weights, dancing, drawing, watching movies, learning history, tattoos, speculative archeology, laughing my ass off, Rumpleminze, piercings, superciliousness, writing, Quarto, Andrew Dice Clay, Jaeger, Cranium, dogs, monkeys, chicks, and fighting.
I'd like to meet:
Jack "Motherfucking" Lalanne, Tucker Max, Alexia Cage, people who'd like to debate any topic, Belladonna, Ashley Blue, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and the man himself, Max Hardcore.
You Are 90% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
How Evil Are You?
Music:
Killwhitneydead, Misericordium, MC Chris, Emmure, A Black Rose Burial, On the Warpath, Pitboss 2000, Underneath the Gun, Horse the Band, MC Frontalot, Waking the Cadaver, Heavy Heavy Low Low, Downset, The Taste of Blood, Bloodhound Gang, Cholera, Arsonists Get All the Girls, xTyrantx, Ion Dissonance, Dry Kill Logic, MC Paul Barman, Happy Face, Classic Struggle, Glass Casket, Into the Moat, Sky Eats Airplane, Job for a Cowboy, Lose None, All Shall Perish, Built Upon Frustration, Circle of Tyrants, Shattered Realm, Geto Boys, Slayer, One Life Crew, Gutted Bitch, Necro, Hatebreed, Pantera, As Blood Runs Black, The Acacia Strain, Full Blown Chaos, Internal Bleeding, Lil Jon, Blood Has Been Shed, Red Chord, Slayer, Dying Fetus, Bury Your Dead, Ice Cube, Bring Me the Horizon, Liferuiner, Hoods, Elysia, End of All, Eazy E, Bulldoze, 25 ta Life, NWA, Throwdown, Sworn Enemy, Between the Buried and Me, Killing Theory, Tech N9ne.
I've also been known to listen to a bit of ragga, jungle, hard house, hard trance, and dancehall.
Movies:
Bloodsuckers/Talledega Nights/ District B-13/Football Factory/ Slither/ Four Brothers/ Freddie got Fingered/ Shogun Assassin/ Way of the Gun/ Dead and Breakfast/ Super Troopers/ Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels/ Fist of Legend/ Shaun of the Dead/ Chinese Connection/ Screamers/ Dodgeball/ Oldboy/ Nowhere/ Riki-Oh/ Night of the Living Dead/ Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back/ Predator/ Salton Sea/ Dude, Where's My Car?/ Fletch/ Desperado/ Boondock Saints/ Snatch/ Porn of the Dead/ Versus/ Army of Darkness/ Evil Dead 2/ Anchorman/ Fight Club/ Fudoh/ any of the Slaphappy, JM Productions, or Max Hardcore dvds/ Beavis and Butthead Do America
Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 80%
Sloth: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Envy: 0%
Gluttony: 0%
Greed: 0%
Pride: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 23%
You'll die of a yet to be discovered STD.
How Sinful Are You?
Take the quiz:
What SuPeR HeRo Would You Be?
The Incredible Hulk
You're a bad ass that cannot control your temper.
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Television:
I leave all of the television watching to my hot little girlfriend (clearly I'm infatuated with her if I will tolerate her obsession with Full House), except of course for Family Guy and American Dad. By and large, I'd rather live life than watch other people live theirs.
Books:
Kung Fu High School- Rick Gattis / The Long Walk- Richard Bachman/ The Persuader- Lee Child/ Gates of Fire- Steven Pressfield / Fight Club- Chuck Palahnuik / The Dao of Jeet Kune Do- Bruce Lee / Anything by HG Wells/ Anything by Jules Verne / Anything by Edward Lee / The Empire of the Steppes- Rene Grousset/ anything by JG Ballard
Heroes:
Teddy Roosevelt, Ted Williams, John Grimek, Genghis Khan, Arnold Schwarzennegger, Vlad the Impaler, Achilles, Maxick, the Spartan 300, Bruce Lee, Niccolo Machiavelli, Tucker Max, Arthur Saxon, Wanderlei Silva, Atilla, Arminius, Mas Oyama, and Otto Skorzeny.
