I'll put this in list form, because there's alot. 1. I don't wear Khakis (Especially Pleated) 2. I think starbucks sucks, and so does the burnt shite they call coffee. Not to mention, I think people who drink coffee there would drink Sanka if it was "Friends" certified. 3. When I go to a coffee shop, I order a cup of coffee. Not some exotic trendy milkshake that requires me to speak three different European languages to place the order. 4. I can actually hold a conversation that doesn't involve sports, sports statistics, or my latest bet and point spread. 5. I don't need a Jetta to make me feel like I fit in. In fact, fitting in is the last thing I want to do. And if I did want to fit in, I'd probably get the lobotomy before the car. 6. I like sex...very much in fact, but I'm perfectly happy just cuddling with my chicky baby and watching a good film or listening to a great record. 7. I'm cute. That accounts for at least 99% of what women are looking for in a man according to a recent MTV poll. MTV can't be wrong right?!?! 8. I'm a good kisser, and they tell me the lips are like buttah. 9. I can not only deal with a chick flick, but am even quite capable of enjoying one without feeling like my penis went AWOL for the duration of the screening. 10. I'm extremely ticklish. This can provide you with hours of mindless entertainment, and is fun for the whole family. 11. I don't have to grab my package and shift every 10 seconds to remind myself, or anyone else for that matter, that it's there. 12. My identity doesn't consist of a collegiate baseball cap, or a football jersey. 13. I don't cough up flegem and spit it out on the sidewalk as if that's something other people enjoy seeing. 14. I can recite the following beautiful poem at the drop of a hat. "From the glass lined tanks of old Latrobe. We tender this premium beer for your enjoyment, as a tribute to your good taste. It comes from the mountain springs to you."15. I could go on but I think you get the point by now. Let me know if you want to hear more though. Oh, and I'm not bitter. I just have a rather cynical sense of humor. Other than that I'm a hopeless romantic who still believes in the notion of love at first sight, despite my nearsightedness. Maybe that makes me a bit retarded but hey, aren't we all? Aim screename: Rockabilly57 Yahoo!: tr4sh80
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