I love lamp.
Life is about passion, and spirit. Its not about fucking and balls and pussy. Its about love. Its about people. Its about connections! Its not about cock and ass and tits and butthole pleasures. Its not about tossing salad, or Rainbow Showers and the Cammeltoe Slide. Its not about this Rusty Trombone and Dirty Sanchez, and the Cincinnati Bowtie. Its not about Arabian Goggles, The Fancy Feast, and a Pearl Necklace. Life is not about Fish Hooking, and Paying the Rent, or Chinese Finger Cuffs. Its not about the Shocker, Snowballing, Cleveland Steamers, Cops Delight, Corkscews and Daisy Dhainging. Its surley not about the Davey Crockett, Fish Eye, The Flying Cammel or a Hot Karl. Its definately not about and Indian Cock Burns and Pussy Juice Cocktails and Shit-Stained Balls or your Jagged-Head Dildoes and Double Decker Pussies. Its not about Cum-Swapping or a Hanging Brain or the Rattlesnake Wiggle. Life is not about The Alligator Fuck House, Donkey Punching, or Tea Bagging. Its not about The Angry Dragon, Beef Curtains, or a Brown Neck Tie. Its for sure not about Dogs in a Bathtub, Monkey Wrenches or the Motorboat. Life is not about a Texas Barbaque, a North-Western Lampshade, or The Fat Fiddler. ITs not about a Dirty Bandit, the Mark of the Gopher, Ruben's Revenge, or Snorkeling. Its all about love.
You know how I know my roomates dog is gay?............ He let my dog do him in the butt.