My Apology |
My Bible in one sentance has offended my protestant friends. Sorry. I was just trying to be funny, and in my defense, no one is perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we nailed him to a stick.
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 15:15:00 GMT |
The Bible in one sentence |
God made eveything but humans screwed it up, so Jesus was born and told us to treat others how we want to be treated and worship God or you are fucked.
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:57:00 GMT |
Other Fish |
A girl with a backpack on a cellular phone sighs;between the exhale and the first consonanta van barrels through her. And who knowswhat the boy thinks, his line slipping from her voice,her words sucke...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 16:22:00 GMT |
For Margo |
Curvy Girls
I've traveled all over, and one thing I have found,Skinny girls have nothing to wrap your arms around.I've been to every corner of this great big world,And found there's nothing better tha...
Posted by on Sun, 07 May 2006 01:03:00 GMT |
Why democracy is wrong |
First I'd like to say that I am not against America, I think for all its faults (i.e. everyone who doesn't think like me) it's still the best country in the world. However, the electoral system we now...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 11:39:00 GMT |
I don't get the Brothers Grimm |
I recently saw this movie, and I must say I didn't buy it. I had no problem believing the brothers fake the supernatural to make money scamming the ignorant back-water Germans. I had no problem believ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 10:53:00 GMT |
I won! |
I was at the Internationl Awesomeness Awards (IAA) this week nominated for an award; the Golden Tongue. My ability to lead anyone into a verbal trap, administer a pride obliterating put-down, whi...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 11:30:00 GMT |
Despite popular belief, this blog is NOT directed to Brendon |
A compotent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 11:25:00 GMT |
So I'm back, from outer space |
It feels good to be back in Orange County. I should be around frequently, so drop me a line if interested. I haven't bitch slapped someone sence Tuscon...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 11:08:00 GMT |
Don't see 'Motorcycle Diaries' |
My friend told me the other day that I shoud see "Motorcycle Diaries." I ask what it was about, and four words into his explanation (It's about Che Guevara) I shut him up, rushed out, and got it. I wa...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 17:22:00 GMT |
