Fill out this survey I made up!! |
I, Natalija, made this survey. Tell no lie!Were you looking at porn before you signed on myspace?Do you plan on looking at porn now that I mentioned it?Have you ever met a baseball player? If so, did ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 00:11:00 GMT |
I smell like rigor mortis |
Since the beginning of this year (2006)1. Have you had a gf/bf? i did, but ive decided that dating is for gays and perverts3. Gotten drunk? yes4. Gotten high? i dont get high5. Smoked a cig? yes, but ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 01:34:00 GMT |
A bad night |
Last night, I slept on I-94 from 1:30 am to 3:30 am. A Mexican sheriff with vertilego found me a knocked on my window. He let me call my dad to tell him where I was. You see, I ran out of gas. S...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 20:51:00 GMT |
i wrote this in 2 minutes |
sit nice and still as i tell a tale thatll shivers your timbers as you bite your nailabout a wee boy who felt as ifhe could challenge a fat man to a torrent tiffhe painted his face face and took out h...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jun 2005 01:09:00 GMT |
new number |
sick of weirdos, so changed my number....ask me for it if ya need it
Posted by on Fri, 25 Mar 2005 20:55:00 GMT |
Sarah Enza and Natalija Strike Again! |
A new story, by Sarah and Natalija, The Lovers of the East.
"I can't believe my Labia fell out!" shouted Natalija. She picked it up and threw it in the sink, as she lit yet another cigarette. Its a...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Mar 2005 02:50:00 GMT |
Storytime, Bitches! |
A nice story by Natalija and Sarah Jerkhead face butt.
Dedicated to the jerks in the living room. (Juicy fruits.)
So I says to Mable I says," boy, that was one hell of a laundry shoot." I had ne...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Mar 2005 00:31:00 GMT |
Joes Crab Shack Didnt Call |
Mutherfucker
Posted by on Sat, 12 Mar 2005 20:11:00 GMT |
Foreign Music |
I am currently listening to the best song ever... but because its Dutch, I probably never hear it again. I hate that about non-English songs, I can never download them because I dont know what its ca...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Mar 2005 21:41:00 GMT |
Realization |
I have wonderful breasts
Posted by on Fri, 04 Mar 2005 01:39:00 GMT |
