THINGS I LOVE:
I love my family and friends. Mary Jane, she is the only girl thats been there for me through thick and thin. People with ambition. Cats. The sound of my ex-girlfriend's voice. Espn and the Food Network. Eating out especially sushi and Mexican food. Drunk text messages. Beach volley ball. Spontaneous people. People who aren't afraid to have a good time. Breakfast after the bars. Micro-brews and Jalapeno Margaritas. Rachel Ray because without her I would never know whats for dinner. Money and spending it. Women, preferrably blondes, for some reason they get to me.
BODY SHOTS!!!THINGS I HATE:
People who are afraid to fail. Vomitting after a drinking session. Cock blockers. Last calls, because that means you have to go home. I hate being stubborn. Ignorance, racism, and sexism. SuperCuts because I always leave looking like Lenin. Rapists and child predators can all go to hell. Not being able to overcome my insecurities. Being a bad friend, sorry for letting some of you down. Waking up alone. Dealing with women when their crying because I am not very good at it. Going long periods of time without hearing the words "I love you" genuinely said to me. Guns. My job and some people I work with. Emotionally and mentally weak people. I mean fuck I have my own issues I don't have time to pity or sympathize for/you! Deal with it. I hate my past and not having the power to erase certain events and people from my memory bank. My need for attention. Waking up and not being able to look myself in the mirror from time to time. Bad drivers. Women who fish for compliments annoy the fucking shit out of me. Take your low self-esteem issues somewhere else because I don't give a shit if you think your fat or not attractive, unless I am fucking you its not my job to make you feel good about yourself. Fake people, I definitely am not the greatest guy in the world but I have always been real.
