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♥ Amber ♥

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I only wear my seatbelt if the weather looks bad or if I happen to "think" about it. (Bad habit - I know) Clowns scare me. I've never been to a concert. I have zero cooking skills. When the smoke detector goes off, dinner is done! I played clarinet in high school - and hated every minute of it. I pay someone to cut my grass... (lazy? no - just too much darn grass) I know how to change a tire and check my oil!! (I didn't say CHANGE my oil - so don't ask me to change yours) Toothpaste with peroxide and/or whiteners in them make my teeth hurt - seriously! I'm from MICHIGAN originally. Sorry Buckeye fans!! GO BLUE!!! I dress my dogs at Halloween. (Bad mommy!!) I can drive a stick shift! I'm a side sleeper (and have been known to snore). I love practical jokes. My favorite number is 8. (Has nothing to do with NASCAR) My first car was a gold (mostly rusty) 1979 Toyota Celica 5 speed - no air (UGH!) Pepsi is WAY better than Coke. (Diet Pepsi vs. Diet Coke included) My very first job was waitressing at Frisch's - lasted about 4 days. I buy toilet paper and other paper items in bulk. I don't drink coffee. People that don't know the difference between to, two and too OR there, their and they're tend to annoy me. Sum edukation is importaint!! (LOL) I think boxer briefs are totally HOT!! I've never been to a circus. (There are clowns there!) I have a strange fear of guys with beards...goatees though are d*mn sexy! I balance my checkbook every month to the penny. (I was surprised to learn many people don't balance their checkbooks). I collect penguins. Toilet paper must roll off the TOP of the roll, not from underneath.Cute MySpace Layouts and Free MySpace Layouts Funny Videos at www.JungleRiot.com

My Interests

family, friends, goatees, movies, football, cuddling, yorkies, traveling, animals, dogs, playing cards, hairy chests, MICHIGAN, reading, hockey, kissing, tv, hanging out, kids

I'd like to meet:

People with a good sense of humor. People that can tolerate sarcasm. People that have jobs...people that love animals...people that have common sense... people that can appreciate the following stuff:

Music:

Anything but country or rap.
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Movies:

dramas, comedies, romantic comedies, action, suspense, horror.

Television:

History Channel, Discovery and Discovery Health, Court TV, A & E, Animal Planet, American Idol, Big Brother

Books:

True Crime and Biographies...mostly.

My Blog

Rainbow Bridge

Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of o...
Posted by ♥ Amber ♥ on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 08:38:00 PST

Mandys Story...

Today marks the one year anniversary of when you were taken from me so suddenly and so violently.  It saddens me to no end.  I miss you beyond words.  I look at your picture every day s...
Posted by ♥ Amber ♥ on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 08:40:00 PST

The Zen of Sarcasm!

The Zen of Sarcasm 1.   Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. &nbs...
Posted by ♥ Amber ♥ on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 06:27:00 PST

FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS!!

1. Constipated people don't give a shit.  2. Practice safe sex, go fuck yourself.  3. If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.  4. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?  5. If y...
Posted by ♥ Amber ♥ on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:12:00 PST