I'm your average 17 year old kid. I like to skateboard and I play lead guitar in a band, "The Pinheads"...
I have a beautiful girlfriend named Jennifer Parker... who is the coolest!
Oh yeah... I also travel through time.
It all started right before the summer of '85. Right when I thought everything sucked (can't go to the lake with Jennifer cuz Biff wrecked the car, Principal Strickland is always bustin' my chops) something crazy happened. Doc Brown invented a time machine! I was skeptical until I was being chased by Libyan terrorists and activated the Flux Capacitor*. Turns out the durn thing worked! I was back in '55 with my mom and dad in Hill Valley. It was up to me to hook them up and avoid that meathead Biff. As you can see, I'm still here so everything worked out for the best...heck, even better than before! There was some pretty heavy stuff inbetween all of that involving incest, rape, fights, aliens and the possibility of fading out of existence. Too much to say, but you can rent or buy my autobiography on DVD with the title "Back to the Future".
*The Flux Capacitor makes time travel possible
