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smilez

Naija ppl r so straight up. No long ting man!

About Me


About u
Name Ng
Birthplace On a hospital bed...........hopefully
Location In a hospital
Eye Color bright brown
Hair Color Brown
Height 5"6
Piercings On me left ear
Tatoos Plan to get one 4 my 18th
Overused Phrase I love underwear!
Favouritez
Food Any type of Pork or chicken salad with herbs............... i can go on and on and on
Chocolate Kit Kat
Number 7
Color Baby Blue
Animal Dog and my dean pigeon (R.I.P Winky 1996-.......1996) died the same day i bought it :'(
Drink Fanta
Alcohol Drink Baileys
Letter N
Part of Opposite sex Eyes, Lips, Must be sweet and cuddly
Artist/Band Marvin Gaye, Lagbaja, Dbanj, Jojo, Snow Patrol, The feeling, 50 cent, DMX, The Game, Tupac and Biggie(R.I.P), Shakira, Britney Spears, Girls Aloud, Simon Webbe, Beyonce, Missy Elliot
This Or That
Coke or Pepsi Coke
McDonaldz or BurgerKing None!
Strawberry or Watermelon Strawbewwy
Hot tea or Ice tea Hot Tea or Camomile
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee Coffee
Hug or Kiss Both i love cuddles hugs and kisses i want it all!
Dog or Cat Dog Juju people use cats
Hip Hop or R'n'B RnB i love soul baby!
Summer or Winter Summer.......tis da tyme for P.I.M.P.I.N lol and buff guys omg!
Scary or Funny Movies Scary
Love or Money Love.....................Im a big softie when it comes to relationships
YOUR....
Bedtime anytime
Most Missed Memory dunno
Best physical feature I love my lips theyre so lovely colored
First Thought Waking Up Must shower!
Goal for this year Pass A levels
Best Friendz hmm dnt do best friendz not healthy!
Weakness Any person i fall in love with.......................duh!
Fears Bats and Snakes and ugly babies
Have you ever
Drank
Smoked yh and regret it!
Pot Nah
Been drunk once..........good times hmmmmmmmmm
been beaten up once damn! wait till i catch that stupid girl!
beaten sum1 up arrgh no
Shoplifted nah............ Jesus says stealing is wrong!
Skinny Dipped wats dat
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favourite Eye Colour Green, Brown, Blue watever color does it matter?
Favourite Hair Colour any but must have hair at leats some patches!
Long or Short any length!
Height 6"1 at most!
Looks or Personalitly Personality but for summer ahh looks i mean u reading this must understand!
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs or Alcohol Alcohol
Muscular or Real Skinny Muscular but nt too muscular dnt wanna die or suffocate cuz i was huggin a boy i fancy lol
Randoms
Regrets in the Past moonin someone......wait a min i dnt regret dat!
What country do you want to visit Paris
How do you want to die In my sleep with those who love me around me
Been to the Mall lately Hurray for LIDL!
Get along with Parents yh my Daddy and Mummy love me vewy vewy much
Health Freak Yh.........gotta keep fit!
Believe in Yourself nt everytime
Wan to go to College I AM IN COLLEGE!
Smoke nt anymore
Drink occasionally
Shower Daily yh i mean cant stand dirtyness!
Sing nah gtkicked outta choir at a young age i think that expalins it
Dance yup! wat d u take me for!
Act Comedy or Villain love it!
Want to get Married Yh
Do you want children Jus 2 at most
Have your future kids names planned out yh
Hate anyone nah
Love anyone yh...................................
What's your life motto Peace is true happiness!
More Randoms
Where did you get this survey from STEPHANEISHA
What are you doing right now Drinkin apple juice
What's your alltime favourite slow jam End of the road by Boyz 2 Men........ song still gets to me
Itz nearly finished...Have you had a wash today yh 2 times
Do you wish the survey had finished by now nah im too too bored
**Bye Bye**~~~~
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My Interests

Just chilling wiv my peeps

I'd like to meet:

You r a true Nigerian if uve used these phrases proudly i kNow i use em almost errdayInsult upon injury2. Nonsense and Ingredient3. If i sound u ehh, I will soon slap you4. How Far?5. Can I see your particulars?6. Anything for me sir?7. Are you mad?9. Next tomorrow10. Make I come block you dia11. Lie, Lie12. See me see trouble oh13. Shift small for me lemme sit14. abeg vamus / abeg commot15. nonsense say wetin happen16. Abomination17. Over my dead body18. God forbid bad thing19. I need to retouch my (h)air20. any word with 'bloody' e.g. bloody fool, bloody liar, bloody idiot, bloody civilian21. Na wa oooo22. Tell me something23. Why do you want to know my name?24. Abeg joo25. Can u imagine.....26. wonders shall never end / cease27. Tofiakwa (n some people feeling janded will say TUFI!!!!)28. Chei, Kai29. Oya me we dey go30. Hold on lemme branch somewhere31. Come and Escort Me32. Stop at that junction over there33. Borrow me your pen/biro34. Still yet35. Me and you will enter the same trouser36. You are so annoying37. Why? Because Y has a long tail and branches38. What is the time? Quarter To buy your own39. Effico40. ITK- I too know41. Muumu42. How are you? 'We're managing'43. and so what?44. I want some assorted biscuits e.g. Rich tea, Digestive45. Your face look familiar or similiar(kano horses)46. You are so daft47. NFA- No future ambition48. Are you already ready?49. That is so dry!50. My belly is full51. Did they sack you?52. I trekked all the way here53. Where is the toilet, I want to piss54. I want to drink cold mineral55. Which ones now?56. Can u imagine, he was trying to toast me57. Jacker58. Your head is not correct59. Have you seen that film before?60. Just imagine!61. My school fees money62. No wahala!63. Revise back small64. Oya, shake body65. Shine your eye66. Carry go67. Don't try me o68. Enough effizzy69. Nna, You chop?70. Ashewo bastard!71. What happen?72. We must wash am!73. Eeyin, but why? (meaning ore/aboki/friend-- why now?)75. No be soooo!76. I will see you today, athink?77. Cold iced water!78. abeg commot 4 hia79. we'll hook up next week80. dat chick is BUNZ!!!!!!!81. BEANZ!!!!!!!!!!!82. Na Yam?83. Shakara (olooje)84. Na so we see am o!85. How we go do am now?86. Like say....87. You can't do more than a dead rat...88. Na you sabi89. cold dey catch me90. I no send91. shey you grab92. ma guy, leave am93. you dey jones94. you go roast95. na for your head96. we go jam97. I go burst ur head98. Bros how far99. How e dey do u100. No be Goooood?101. Lend urself brain102. e get meaning103. nonsense and japajantis104. walai talai105. a han now106. nothing dey happen107. e get as e be108.na condition make crayfish bend109. na u sabi110. Ode111. U dey craze112. shine shine bobo113. Take dressin114. Ma guy wetin dey?115. Notin dey happen!116. Oya now jist me117. effrebo! you go wound o!118. omo no be like datAll Naija peeps reppeing copy dis add an extra one and paste on ur page or jus drop a comment for me and ill u pdate it.Peacexx

Music:

Mary Mary

Movies:

Inspirational movies that bring to life da true problems of society

Television:

All tv shows except Love Island..........a disgrace and waste of time

Books:

Left Behind, Malcolm X

Heroes:

Martin Luther King, All my ancestors

My Blog

You grew up in the Naija hoodies if u remeber this

COMMERCIALS:cho cho choco milo,ajinomoto for super cooking,na eim i soak ma cloth inside new OMO,....i comot am, my cloth come dey smell new new saint saint na eim i just dey hear...omo...omowashes ev...
Posted by smilez on Mon, 28 May 2007 03:49:00 PST

You Know ur truly Naija by soul if u have used one of these phrases!

Don't deny it! 1. Insult upon injury2. Nonsense and Ingredient3. If i sound u ehh, I will soon slap you4. How Far?5. Can I see your particulars?6. Anything for me sir?7. Are you mad?8. Half-caste9. Ne...
Posted by smilez on Sun, 27 May 2007 10:45:00 PST

FUNNY CHURCH SIGNS

You know people church is a place of sanity but there are still some sad people that will do anythin to get away from the place of God. To be honest sometimes the signs put up by the church make them ...
Posted by smilez on Wed, 23 May 2007 01:35:00 PST

2006 in Smilez

2006   Well its been a bit of a year for me. Loved some bits and hated some bits. 1 good bit doe was turning 16. Also going to college all makes me feel so grown up now. Well i am grown up now lo...
Posted by smilez on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 01:55:00 PST

SECOND PIERCING YAAAAY

Got my second  piercing today i thougth it was gonna hurt but it did not also went shopping with keeley and got a lurvly pink dress yaaaay!  Neways looking forward to my third ones and also ...
Posted by smilez on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:37:00 PST

COLLEGE'S TOUGH

Today was like a weird day in college for some reason i did not understand anything in ICT. Dunno why neways has anyone seen BORAT! Saw it on saturday and it was so good i think im gonna have to go se...
Posted by smilez on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:57:00 PST

STEPHANIE'S! BDAY

Today was stephaneishas bday and me steph Keeley and Meatnose went woodgreen and it was cool. Although my downfall was dat i could not update my numbers but lik the saying goes, sexy is hard to find*w...
Posted by smilez on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:12:00 PST

My house carnival!

To Nigerians u must be able to read this! I no fit go carnival no mean say i no go fit do my own! Lol! My cuzin throw partee on thursday to celebrate her birthday. Earlier na me dey do holiest of all...
Posted by smilez on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 04:07:00 PST

The world is indeed a crazy place

I never used to be a trouble maker, Now i dont even wanna please da fans. Is it to late to show u da shape of my heart. *feels like listening to a whole Craig David album* Neway got my results on thur...
Posted by smilez on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 02:46:00 PST

The world is indeed a crazy place

I never used to be a trouble maker, Now i dont even wanna please da fans. Is it to late to show u da shape of my heart. *feels like listening to a whole Craig David album* Neway got my results on thur...
Posted by smilez on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 02:46:00 PST