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About Me

My name is Rory Thomas, got a few nicknames like 'Rozza', '2 Pints', 'Rodriguez' and '4 Star', i live in Blackpool and Manchester during term time. I prefer to spend my time in Manchester because Blackpool has nothing going on and nothing to do. I am pretty laid back and i don't take much seriously, I almost always have a smile on my face and am almost always messing about. I love my bed, with a passion. I work at the wonderful place known as McDonalds, and i can confirm it is as bad as people believe; it is full of twats - staff and customers! Ive made some top friends there over the years tho. I did manage to get a permanent contract at the Civil Service, earning a decent wage for a 20 year old, but it was boring, so i quit and came to uni. I have finished my first year, im pretty confident that ive passed - was easy as pie! I had a car - a Fiesta SI 1.6 16v, it was very fast until i crashed it, thats long gone now. Im hoping to get a Fiat Punto GT Turbo to tie me over for a while, cannot wait. Ive decided to get a tattoo, a big St. George Knight, either on my shoulder or down the top of my back, not sure yet. Anyways, if u like what you see then speak to me!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Rory thomas
Birthday: 9th April 1986
Birthplace: Blackpool Vic
Current Location: My flat in Manchester
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: R
Your Heritage: English till i die, Im English till I die
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike Astro Turfs for footy training
Your Weakness: I dont do weakness
Your Fears: Spiders now and again, its like PMT
Your Perfect Pizza: A bit of everything on it - lots of meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Save enuf money for a Pug 306 HDi DTurbo oh and pass uni of course!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit, ive overslept - i always do
Your Best Physical Feature: Dunno
Your Bedtime: 7:30 pm (ish)
Your Most Missed Memory: Primary School - it was awesome
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Prefer single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Only long island ice teas for me!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: I dont like coffees
Do you Smoke: Now and again when im pissed
Do you Swear: Of course not, How rude!
Do you Sing: In the car and shower
Do you Shower Daily: Twice - cos im just dirt baby! lol
Have you Been in Love: Nope
Do you want to go to College: I already am and its awesome
Do you want to get Married: Depends if i find that girl
Do you belive in yourself: At some things yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: U tell me?!
Are you a Health Freak: Nope, do try to get my 5-a-day in tho
Do you get along with your Parents: Mum - On and Off, Dad - Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: What sort of Q is that?
Do you play an Instrument: The Air Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs:' Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep, Arndale Centre is lethal for my wallet
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope, im so exciting!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A Pen - WOW
Ever been Drunk: Nope
Ever been called a Tease: Along time ago, i am reformed
Ever been Beaten up: Yep, when i was drunk a few months ago
Ever Shoplifted: Once by accident, was only a 10p bag of Haribo Starmix
How do you want to Die: In my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: RAF Pilot
What country would you most like to Visit: All of them equally as much
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette or Blonde cant decide
Short or Long Hair: Long i suppose, but im a face and personality bloke
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Slim(ish) but with something to grab onto!
Best Clothing Style: No clothes thankyou!
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: Alot
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None, but im gonna get one soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Enuf
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My Interests

Football; i am known as Rorydinho cos of my magnificent fottball flair and skills, Music, Binge Drinking, Sleeping, Having a laugh with my mates, Cars, Driving, Shopping; i blew £1k in my first 2 weeks in Manchester on clothes, food and going out. Erm.. Man Utd; been a red all my life & learning Spanish. Peugeot 306 HDi DTurbo - hopefully my next 'serious' car!

I'd like to meet:

Tupac Shakur - according to Carlo he is living in Cuba with Elvis, so i might pop over there. Max and Paddy if they were real, i think it would be cool to meet them, learn some of those funky dance moves and pick-up lines! Cheryl Tweedy for obvious reasons, actually all of Girls Aloud minus that Nicola (if shes on a bad day). Ronaldinho and Cristiano Ronaldo cos they are AWESOME at football, Wayne Rooney, King Eric Cantona, Ryan Giggs again, Batman and Robin - just so i could compare them to the real McCoys Andy Baker and Ado Howard. If i was you, i would want to meet me, cos i am a TV celebrity!! I was on Soccer AM, and am a regular on North West Tonight, casually strolling past BBC Manchester! Get some nuts fool!

Music:

Erm.. My iTunes has 6250 tunes of: Alternative, Blues, Comedy Rock, Country !!??, Dance, Electronic, Funk, G-Funk, Hip-Hop/Rap, Hip-Hop/Rap & Rock, Humour, Indie, Poetry!!??, Pop, R&B, Rock and Soundtrack. Im really bumping Electronic and Indie music at the moment. This exact moment im listening to Simian Mobile Disco - Downtown(Peaches) - Chooon!

Movies:

Top Gun(awesome), The Friday films (i own all 3), Taxi Driver, Scarface, The Godfather, Constant Gardener and Hotel Rwanda are hard hitting films, Renaissance Man, Dead Poets Society, Forrest Gump (what a film!), Shawshank Redemption, Ice Age 1 & 2, The Breakfast Club, Star Wars, Mash, Platoon, Full metal Jacket, Porkys and The Goonies - Yeah, there are others but i cant remember them.

Television:

ER is awesome, Scrubs, Family Guy (Quagmire is a legend), Top Gear, Match Of the Day, Soccer AM (made a cameo on it once), The Simpsons, Futurama, Shameless, Skins, Max & Paddy & Phoenix Nights - anything with Peter Kay, and others.

Books:

Tornado Down and the Readers Digest Great Atlas ('tis fookin huge.) They are the last books i read (3 Years ago). Hobbit and Lord of the Rings, even tho i only read Fellowship of the Ring. I dont do books at the moment, other than ones i need for uni.

Heroes:

Tupac, Cristiano Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Eric Cantona, Ryan Giggs, Wayne Rooney, Sir Alex Ferguson, Henry Ford, The Peugeot Dude too, Peter Griffin, Hulk Hogan, The Ultimate Warrior, Michael Jackson. All my mates in a random order - Stu, Carlo, Scotty G, Matty, Emma, Jen, Stevie B, 5* Rory, Ado, Tilly, Dom, Phil, Cookney, Banksy, Bakes, Kyle (really is shocking at footy), Bucki, Craig, Doddsy, Dave, Amir, Tom, Danny1, Danny2 and Danny3 lol, Chris and last but defo not least Ses; all get an entry into the hall of fame. Dunc and my Mum of course - shes a ledge.... when im not at home!

My Blog

I HATE OWENS PARK SHOWERS!

Fucking hell i am so wound up at the moment!!Wanted to go to the roller disco tonight, but the OP showers are fucking freezing and i dont mean lukewarm or tepid or whatever. FREEZING. Not just my floo...
Posted by Rory T" on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:38:00 PST

Long time no Blog!!?

Sorry about the title lol, first thing that popped into my head!Not done a blog for a while and cos im so popular and cos every cunt wants to know what is going on in my life, i thought id do this.All...
Posted by Rory T" on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:24:00 PST

CHRISTMAS!

Im proper fucked! been out on the piss so much over Christmas, SO MUCH! Had a weird xmas really. Missed Manchester and have just been waiting to come back, but i had some mint times!Matty's 21st - was...
Posted by Rory T" on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:47:00 PST

McDonalds Is A JOKE!

Ive fallen out of trees, off buildings, out of a bunk bed, off monkey bars and a massive slide and never broken a bone.At work the other day, im setting up the empty cages for a delivery. Fuck that, a...
Posted by Rory T" on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:03:00 PST

Once again im not out tonight!

Fookin hell, was well looking forward to my last thursday night out before uni starts and everyone goes their separate ways. Wish i had not bothered with Maccies this week and gone to Manchester to st...
Posted by Rory T" on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 03:03:00 PST

First Blog in Ages

Hello peeps, ive not posted a blog for a while so here u go.Just read my old blogs, fook me! cant believe how much i have changed since i first signed up to Myspace, just feel alot older.I am now goin...
Posted by Rory T" on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 01:19:00 PST

Update on how shit my life is!

Hallo there, first blog in ages.Cannot believe England are out of the World Cup, i was so depressed for a couple of days after the match, when Cristiano Ronaldo finished that pen my hands went atop my...
Posted by Rory T" on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 08:14:00 PST

Rory's road to nowhere

Right, where to start? Passed my Driving test yesterday after 3 years of meaning to do so, first time might i add, and with Tina Green (the strict examiner). So drove round meaninglessly all day yeste...
Posted by Rory T" on Sat, 20 May 2006 04:54:00 PST

I got a new Job - Shithot

Upon realising that my intelligence is god-like the civil service have asked for the honour of working with me.I got a letter saying along the lines of, 'do you still want the job' - Fuck yeah.McDonal...
Posted by Rory T" on Wed, 03 May 2006 04:46:00 PST

Random Blog

Just finished work, a usually shit shift, the best parts were seeing the Boys and kicking my football about in the manager's top office. My car is now fixed, the Door Mirror is sorted, the Brakes...
Posted by Rory T" on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 11:02:00 PST