drinking, smoking, partying, drumming, pilling up and chilling with my mates
Dirty Survey
what's yo cup size? dont hav 1
thongs or briefs or commando? briefs i suppose
are you a virgin? nope
do you masturbate? im a guy wot do u think YES
if so how often? most days
and to what? porn
do you prefer guys or girls? girls
what are your fetishes? dont think i hav any
Have You Ever...
had a three way? no :(
slept with someone of the same sex? hell no
slept with your best friend? no
given a head? i'd love to but not yet
got head? yeah didnt like it much(she was a biter)
used a vibrator? no
Do You Own...
a vibrator? no
a strap-on? no
a box of condoms? yes
Finally...
have you ever masurbated in public? maybe i do crazy things sometimes
have you ever had sex in public? yup in a toilet(not as fun as u wud think)
have you ever been naked in public? yes(many times)
ever had sex in the shower? no
ever had sex in a lake? no
ever gotten a cleveland steamer? thats disgusting
ever had a golden shower haha no
when did you first have sex? 15
ever have sex with a teacher? nah
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not many of you fuckers cus i got my best buds right here so if your like some of the ppl who i had the joy of going to school with all i can say isSUCK MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Check it out. its not mine but funny as fuck
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matt 'Bubbles' Briggsy
Birthday: 31/08/88
Birthplace: L.G.I baby!!!!
Current Location: Work
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown afro
Height: 5ft 10''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Apparently Norwegian
The Shoes You Wore Today: DC's
Your Weakness: the same as every other man
Your Fears: Drowning
Your Perfect Pizza: mmm Still Domino's with every meat they have
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: move out of home
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol same as everyone else
Thoughts First Waking Up: pussy
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: dunno
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: 60 mcnuggets in a weekend is my record wot u think
Single or Group Dates: single more chance of pulling
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: 20 a day
Do you Swear: like you wouldnt believe
Do you Sing: not well
Do you Shower Daily: try to
Have you Been in Love: yes nuber of broken hearts: 2
Do you want to go to College: already been
Do you want to get Married: hell yeah
Do you belive in yourself: yes if you dont you've got some problems
Do you get Motion Sickness: nah girls get that
Do you think you are Attractive: hell no!!!
Are you a Health Freak: used to be ' i cant say that with a straight face'
Do you get along with your Parents: not these days
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah well awesome
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i drank 2 days ago
In the past month have you Smoked: yes today im a 20 a day man
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes n im gonna be tonight
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope i had 1 other day tho
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck off
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: no i dumped the bitch tho
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah but ive been streaking
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah i think
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes once
Ever been Beaten up: couple times
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: quik n painless
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: your tampon
What country would you most like to Visit: probably America again CA rocked
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: same as me
Weight: not fussed really
Best Clothing Style: anything but emo i fucking hate skinny jeans
Number of Drugs I have taken: too many 7-9
Number of CDs I own: 100+
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Going out with that whore crappest shag of my life
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There is nothing better than getting stoned out of your tree and listening to AVENGED SEVENFOLD,TRIVIUM,PANTERA, VELVET REVOLVER, FRANK ZAPPA, the who(seen them), pink floyd, led Zeppelin, foo fighters(you cant beat foo fighters), NICKLEBACK, QOTSA, Arctic monkeys, at the drive in, AUDIOSLAVE , blink 182, bloodhound gang, chemical brothers, cky, goldfrapp, green day, jane's addiction, jay-z, jimi hendrix, kaiser chiefs, kasabian, kid rock, KORN, limp bizkit, lost prophets(old stuff, they suck balls now), METALLICA, N.E.R.D, oasis, ok go, outkast, PEARL JAM, placebo, prodigy, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE(i love them so much i have the battle of los angeles cover tattooed on my side), rammstein, red hot chilli peppers, soundgarden, steppenwolf, sum 41, system of a down, tenacious d, the clash, the doors, the killers, the libertines, the mars volta, THE MUSIC(they rule), the smiths, the verve, u2, yeah yeah yeahs, THE SUBWAYS(bassist fit as fuk), the strokes and eagles of death metal
A Music Quiz
Best song for opening a film You Know My Name- Chris Cornell
Best song for closing a film Fucking In the Bushes-Oasis
Best Driving song when its pissing it down Walk- Pantera
Best Driving song when the weathers good Unholy Confessions- A7X
Best song to secretly air guitar to when nobody else is there Anything by Avenged Sevenfold or Metallica
The best Eurovision song youve heard Lordi
The shittiest, most irritating Eurovision song Everything Else
Your favourite rap artist Insane Clown Posse
Favourite Metal band Hard 1 but its Metallica all the way
Favourite Indie band The Music
Favourite rock and roll band at the moment its Nickleback
Favourite rap song We Dont Die-ICP
Favourite Metal song so many id say Metallica- Master of Puppets
Favourite rock and roll song Its not really rock n roll but Burn it down- A7X
Favourite classic rock band The Who
Favourite classic rock song Travelling Riverside Blues- Led Zeppelin
Your favourite live act Foo Fighters by far
Been to music festival? Yup
If so, the most memorable moment from the festival Getting so blasted on the thursday of Leeds 06 i dint drink much the rest of the weekend
Best song to relax to Good Times Gone-Nickleback
The song with the best guitar solo S&M Version of Master of Puppets
The best guitarist of all time still Tom Morrello with kirk Hammett Behind
Your opinion on stupid Christian rock music It Sucks
The shittiest emo band around at the moment too many to say but prob the God damn door ppl (Panic at the shitty disco)
The shittiest pop act around at the moment Fall out Boy
Your opinion on Pete Doherty fucking legend how could somone who pumps the anmmount of drugs into his system and still move let alone make records not be
The really cheesy song that you actually secretly like the Fray- how to save a life
Best song to get pissed and sing along to Animals- Nickleback
Song to be played at your funeral Seize the day by Avenged sevenfold
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Old School, Dodgeball, American pie 1 and 2 (3 sux), Road trip, full Metal Jacket, Apocolypse now, Football Factory, Green Street.
Family Guy(obviously),wrestling(i larve it), simpsons, that 70's show, scrubs(it rules), lost, the daily show with jon stewart, the colbert report(really funny american programs) and anything that makes me laugh
You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!
Rocker, Mosher
Skater
Goth
Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev
Trendy
Emo
Prepy
my bro jordan,james black,tom(not the myspace guy), jeff, bob, dave, steve, ross,all my friends, lucy, the BHE.every 1 that has influenced me through the years Dani(cant say enough about how much this girl means to me, oh yeah forgot to mention the other guys Jimmy, Sam, Tokin Tom, Charles, Matt, Alex, the rest of the WHITE HORSE CREW Fuck Yeah!!!!