WHY HELLO THERE MY NAME IS..............
My name is Jennifer Marie Kosta. There is a lot to tell about me because, basically, I'm incredible. I founded my own multi-million dollar corporation when I was five months old. Some said it couldn't be done, however, being the math and science genius that I am, I was able to pull it off.
I have also won the Nobel Peace Prize. Twice. But enough about my childhood.
My hobbies include whittling candles, melting forks into art, and promoting the non-existent cows in my hometown. I enjoy theatre productions such as: Godspell, My Favorite Year, Les Miserables, The Pajama Game, and finally, the world's best production of Fiddler on the Roof. You might remember me as Yente, the Matchmaker (okay, let's face it, if you saw it you'd remember me because I was amazing) and I sang the worst song ever written for musical theatre called The Rumor (again, if you saw it you'd remember it because it was horrible). I, however, rocked it like a cheap hooker rocks a bedframe.
Speaking of whores, my favorite movie is "Jiffy Lube", to which "Jiffy Lube 2: Extra Messy" runs a close second.
Dislikes:
When Mike steals my car
Likes:
Sarah Christina Rosselli.Take the quiz:
Which Mighty Morphin Power Ranger are you?
Green Ranger
You are the Green Ranger, you are Tommy who was first evil but then became good. Your weapon is the sword of darkness, the dragon sheild and the, dragon dagger. You are the Dragon.
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