Bwhahaha |
Have you ever noticed how drunk thoughts link into other thoughts? I think there's something real here. I have developed a theory. A totally-off-my-face theory. We access deeper levels of consciou... Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 20:39:00 GMT |
Bored? |
Two words. Slingshot. Snowball. Well, technically that's four words. If you see small children, take a tip from CAD and pack rocks into your snowballs. The slingshot really adds the speed and for... Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 17:13:00 GMT |
If they don't care enough to help, they probably just don't care |
Honestly, I don't know what to do. I've been considering texting him... 'If I cut back on my drug use, could we still be together?' Should I change myself for him? Sometimes I don't even like him t... Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 16:04:00 GMT |
Workin it/ Goddamnit!/ Sushi/ Healthy |
Workin' It I almost lost faith earlier. I forgot that I can turn absolutely any given situation to my advantage. But then I remembered... and now I've gone from being horribly depressed (t... Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:18:00 GMT |
Nudity |
Just realised that I have not mentioned the (in)famous event of my revealing my arse to 500 people the other day. Basically, Ay & Gem were running late, and I said I'd save them a seat. ... Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 07:23:00 GMT |
Self-obsession is genetic |
My mother does this really irritating thing whereby whenever I do something that she doesn't agree with, she assumes I'm doing it to annoy her, when in actuality, from my perspective, it's all about m... Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:40:00 GMT |
OH FUCK |
I didn't know he was coming down today, balls balls balls balls! Saw him outside and lobbed myself in the direction of the shower, and then gave room a quick once over, now he's out but he's gon... Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 13:45:00 GMT |
Stuff |
- The new 'ban boredom' Mini Cooper ads are awsome - I need to sell a bunch of stuff on Ebay - I still get a pathetic kind of star-struck when I see adverts on the TV for food I eat, but very rarely g... Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 16:14:00 GMT |
WHYNESS |
This is a word that you must use from now on. It's the name of one of the guys that wrote some book I'm supposed to be reading for uni, but it's just the best name ever. For the love of WH... Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:07:00 GMT |
For the first time since I was 15 |
I have no financial debts. Not one. Not even a little teeny weeny one. I'm not even a penny overdrawn. It's bought about a very strange feeling. Kind of light-weight and ... Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:51:00 GMT |