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“We're not in Wonderland anymore Alice.”
“No sense makes sense”
“I am only what you made me. I am only a reflection of you.”
“My relationship to music is completely subliminal, it just flows through me.”
“Everything is beautiful if you want to experience it totally.”
"Getting up every day and going through this again and again is hard."

About me
I suppose you could say I’m a mish-mash of mutually exclusive concepts.
When I was little my favourite hobby was catching flies and keeping them in jars.
Unless I have AM classes, I am pretty much nocturnal. Generally speaking I go to bed at about 7am and wake up at about 3pm. I just function better at night, always have. I’m also not a big fan of people (by which I mean ‘I fucking hate people’) and by being awake at night rather than during the day, I get to avoid a lot of contact with them.
Quotes
BTK:
"When this monster entered my brain, I will never know, but it is here to stay. How does one cure himself? I can't stop it, the monster goes on, and hurts me as well as society. Maybe you can stop him. I can't."
Charles Starkweather:
"The more I looked at people, the more I hated them."
David Berkowitz:
"In this hole lives the wicked king."
David Gore:
"It was like I crossed over into a realm I could never come back from."
David Harker:
"People like me don't come from films. Them films come from people like me."
Ed Kemper:
"One side of me says, I'd like to talk to her, date her. The other side of me says, I wonder what her head would look like on a stick?"
H.H Holmes:
"I was born with the devil in me. I could not help the fact that I was a murderer, no more than the poet can help the inspiration to sing… I was born with the evil one standing as my sponsor beside the bed where I was ushered into the world, and he has been with me since."
Harvey Carignan:
"I'm not dangerous now, but I won't say that I wouldn't be tomorrow."
Jeffrey Dahmer:
"I made my fantasy life more powerful than my real one."
Joel Rifkin:
"I will not go away as a monster, but as a tragedy."
John Haigh:
"As I grew up I realized, though imperfectly, that I was different from other people, and that the way of life in my home was different from that in the homes of others....This stimulated me to introspection and strange mental questionings."
John Reginald Halliday Christie:
"For me a corpse has a beauty and dignity which a living body could never hold . . . there is a peace about death that soothes me."
Richard Ramirez:
"We've all got the power in our hands to kill, but most people are afraid to use it. The ones who aren't afraid, control life itself."
Ted Bundy:
"I haven't blocked out the past. I wouldn't trade the person I am, or what I've done - or the people I've known - for anything. So I do think about it. And at times it's a rather mellow trip to lay back and remember."
Ted Bundy:
"We all go a little mad sometimes."
Tommy Lynn Sells:
"Take your worst nightmares, and put my face to them."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Stephen Fry

Tony Head

Keith Flint

Angelina Jolie

Joss Whedon

Veruca Salt (the whole freakin' band)

Charles Manson

PJ Harvey

Frankie Boyle

Natasha Lyonne

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My Blog

Bwhahaha

Have you ever noticed how drunk thoughts link into other thoughts?  I think there's something real here.  I have developed a theory.  A totally-off-my-face theory.  We access deeper levels of consciou...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 20:39:00 GMT

Bored?

Two words.  Slingshot.  Snowball.  Well, technically that's four words.  If you see small children, take a tip from CAD and pack rocks into your snowballs.  The slingshot really adds the speed and for...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 17:13:00 GMT

If they don't care enough to help, they probably just don't care

Honestly, I don't know what to do.  I've been considering texting him... 'If I cut back on my drug use, could we still be together?'  Should I change myself for him?  Sometimes I don't even like him t...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 16:04:00 GMT

Workin it/ Goddamnit!/ Sushi/ Healthy

Workin' It I almost lost faith earlier.  I forgot that I can turn absolutely any given situation to my advantage.  But then I remembered... and now I've gone from being horribly depressed (t...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:18:00 GMT

Nudity

Just realised that I have not mentioned the (in)famous event of my revealing my arse to 500 people the other day.  Basically, Ay & Gem were running late, and I said I'd save them a seat. ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 07:23:00 GMT

Self-obsession is genetic

My mother does this really irritating thing whereby whenever I do something that she doesn't agree with, she assumes I'm doing it to annoy her, when in actuality, from my perspective, it's all about m...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:40:00 GMT

OH FUCK

I didn't know he was coming down today, balls balls balls balls!  Saw him outside and lobbed myself in the direction of the shower, and then gave room a quick once over, now he's out but he's gon...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 13:45:00 GMT

Stuff

- The new 'ban boredom' Mini Cooper ads are awsome - I need to sell a bunch of stuff on Ebay - I still get a pathetic kind of star-struck when I see adverts on the TV for food I eat, but very rarely g...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 16:14:00 GMT

WHYNESS

This is a word that you must use from now on.  It's the name of one of the guys that wrote some book I'm supposed to be reading for uni, but it's just the best name ever.  For the love of WH...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:07:00 GMT

For the first time since I was 15

I have no financial debts.  Not one.  Not even a little teeny weeny one.  I'm not even a penny overdrawn.  It's bought about a very strange feeling.  Kind of light-weight and ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:51:00 GMT