Jamie the smooth™

I am very laid back.I sing myself to sleep.I obsess over anything blue.I am so goofy it will make your head spin. I get hyper from drinks without caffeine. I have a leapord print fetish. I talk in my sleep. I am a kid at heart. I drink too much Jones soda. I fear E.T. I wont admit to anything.I laugh if i see someone get hurt. I am very polite. I believe music is an escape from reality. I talk more when i'm drunk. I sleep with a teddy bear. I scratch things. I talk to myself. I believe fur belongs on animals. I only write when i cant sleep. I am the second favorite child. I wash my hands a lot. I claim to hate my life. I have a thing for clavicles and hip bones. I like surprises. I like mime. I am a big flirt. I sing when i'm lonely. I break things to be creative. I say "yur mom" too much. I trust too easily. I am a vegan. I get super sensitive to the cold. I get jealous when someone else touches you. I love Oreo more than the world is at being large. I enjoy the dark. I am cocky. I no longer like being alone. I scare myself. I do have manners. I always know when you're pretending. I am a hypocrite. I always think i'm too fat. I enjoy being younger than all of my friends. I dont have enough money. I am far too nice.I dont tolerate being told what to do. I fear the ocean, but love it. I like to dance. I love snow. I am lazy. I dont believe in peer pressure. I admire my friends for who they are. I suck at playing guitar. I am lotsa fun. I appreciate phone calls. I dont paint my fingernails. I have a terrible memory. I wont forget your name if you tell it to me more than 15 times. I promise.I have a quiet voice.I complain way too much. I speak sarcasm as a second language. I hate birds. I cant hold a grudge. I can survive off only 3 hours of sleep. I hate Hilary Duff too. I am too sexy for my shirt. I cannot sleep with a light on. I will wake up if you turn my fan off. I am a morning person. I cant believe i just wrote a whole paragraph starting with "I"
I know all of this is true.
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