Trevor

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General Questions
What Is Your Full Name?: Bartholemue Jackson Rutheford James Baldwin The Third. But You Can Call Me Trevor.
How Old Are You?: In Dog Years Or Human Years?
When Is Your Birthday?: According To The Christian Calender, Aug-23-89.
Where Were You Born?: The Backseat Of A Ford Pickup.
What Color Is Your Hair?: Brown.
What Is Your Favorite Personal Physical Feature?: My Attenas Growing From My Ears. Helps With The Ladies.
How Many Siblings Do You Have?: 3 Full, 3 Hald, 3 Step.
Music
What Is Your Favorite Kind Of Music?: Older Hip Hop From The Early 90's.
What Is Your Least Favorite Kind Of Music?: Techno. If You Want To Consider It "Music".
Who Is Your Favorite Artist/Band?: Rock: Rolling Stones Or The Jimi Hendrix Experience / Soul (Solo): Stevie Wonder / Soul (Group): Hmmm Maybe The Stylistics. / Hip Hop (Solo): Nas / Hip Hop (Group): Wu-Tang.
Do You Wish You Had Some Sort Of Music Talent?: I Don't?
Do You Play An Instrument?: I Do Drum Programming From Samples, But No Instruments Technically Speaking.
Do You Like To Sing?: Only In The Shower. So I RARELY Ever Sing. Haha jk.
Do You Like To Sing In The Shower?: Yea, Only When I'm In The Mood To Shower.
Movies
What Is Your Favorite Type Of Movie?: James Bond (no need for genre). Also Comedies.
What Is Your Favorite Movie?: Any James Bond Movie. No Favorite.
Who Is Your Favorite Actress/Actor?: Sean Connery As Bond.
Do You Think Movie Stars Should Make Less Money?: Why Would It Bother Me If They Make A Lot? I Smell Jealousy.
Sports
What Are Your Favorite Sports?: Basketball and Football.
Who Are Your Favorite Teams?: Nuggets For Basketball and Broncos For Football.
Do You Enjoy Going To Live Sporting Events?: Of Course.
Do You Play Any High School Sports?: No.
The Party Life
Have You Ever Gotten Drunk Before?: Yes.
Do You Like To Attend Parties For Fun?: Isn't FUN The Whole Point In A Party? Why Else Would You Go?! Dumb Question.
Do You Do Drugs?: No.
Have You Ever Tried Drugs?: Weed Only.
Have You Ever Drank For Fun?: That's Also The Whole Point In Drinking. Unless You're Extremely Depressed.
What Is The Best Thing About A Party?: Fun?
Religion
Do You Attend Church?: No.
What Religion Are You?: None.
How Commited Are You?: VERY.
Are You Saved?: No.
Do You Read The Bible?: It Is A Very Good Story, In My Opinion. I Don't Believe Any Of It Though.
How Often Do You Pray?: I Pray That Daniel Craig Dyes His Hair.
Cars
Are You Into Fixing Up Cars/Trucks?: No. I Know Nothing About Cars.
What Kind Of Vehicle(S) Do You Have?: Izuzu Rodeo.
What Is Your Dream Machine?: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Video Games
Do You Play Video Games?: Not Really.
How Many Hours A Day Do You Play Video Games?: 0.
Have You Ever Played A Video Game So Long You Forget To Eat?: HAHA Yes.
What Is Your Favorite Game?: I Wouldn't Know. Probably Something Violent.
What Is Your Favorite Game Type?: Violent?
What Game Are You Most Excited For In The Future?: None.
Xbox 360 Or PS3?: PS3.
Shopping
Do You Like Shopping?: As A Man, Not Just Any Man, A Manly Man. Probably Like It More Than I Should.
What Is Your Least Favorite Kind Of Shopping?: 5 Finger Discount Shopping. I Don't Know. That Question Makes No Sense.
How Many Times A Month Do You Go Clothes Shopping?: Maybe Once A Month.
What Are Your Favorite Things To Shop For?: Clothes, CD's.
How Many Pairs Of Sunglasses Have You Bought?: 0.
How Many Sandals Do You Own?: 0.
Friends
Happiest: Technically Me And Mr. Whiskers Combined Create One Force Of Unstoppable Energy. So Together, We Are Both The Happiest.
Hottest: Mr. Whiskers. What's Cookin' Good Lookin'?
Smartest: Me.
Dumbest: Lindsey. Haha Jk. She's As Sharp As A Bowling Ball, Bright As Night, Straight As A Curly Fry. Jk Lindsey, You Know I Love You.
Religous: Rachel = Mormon.
Athletic: Ummm. I Don't Hang Out With Too Many Athlete's.
Nerdiest: Me, When It Comes To James Bond. Walking Encyclobondpedia Nerd.
Conceded: Conceited? Conceded Is A Word, But Not The One You Were Probably Looking For. But To Answer The Question, It's Hayli. She's Always Talking About How Pretty She Is.
Craziest: Lindsey For Thinking So Low Of Herself.
Funniest: Me And Trishaun Are The Funniest. I Sound Conceited To Put "Me" In A Few Answers. Not The Case Though.
Food
What Is Your Favorite Kind Of Food?: Chinese. Or Whatever Your Mom Is Making Me.
Starbucks/Tropical Smoothie?: I Have No Clue.
What Is Your Favorite Dish?: Chicken.
Do You Like Fish?: Me Being With Your Mom...I Really Have No Choice. Now Do I?
Steak Or Chicken?: Chicken And Chicken.
Cookie Dough Or Oreo Ice Cream?: Cookie Dough. Yum Yum.
Soda Or Pop?: Aren't They The Same Thing? Or Are You Asking Me Which Word I Use? I Say Soda.
What Is Your Favorite Kind Of Desert?: Cheesecake.
Relationships
What Does Your Dream Relationship Consist Of?: What Me And Mr. Whiskers Have Is A Dream. I Just Don't Ever Want To Wake Up.
What Is The Most Important Thing In A Relationship?: Whiskers Tickling Your Face Every Morning You Wake Up. If That Aint Love, Baby I Don't Know What Is.
What Is Your Dream Date?: Me & Mr. Whiskers. Sparks Flying.
Absenence Until Marriage?: Absenence Isn't A Word. You Mean "Abstinence"? The Answer's No.
Does Your Mate Need To Be Taller Than You?: Shorter. About The Height Of A Feline.
How Long Would You Wate To Kiss Them?: He Just Tickles Me With His Sandpaper Like Tectured Toungue All Night Long.
Last General Information
How Tall Are You?: With Or Without High Heels?
Favorite Physical Appearence?: That Question Doesn't Even Make Sense. I'll Answer It In Whatever Way I Think You Mean It. Besides, I Already Answered It In One Of The First Questions Of This Survey.
What Color Are Your Eyes?: Brown.
What Size Shoes Do You Wear?: 120. Oh Yea Ladies. The Myth Is True.
Do You Like Animals?: Like? No. Love? Yes.
Are You A Good Student?: I Make The Teachers Laugh.
What..'s Your Dream Job?: Porn Star.
Are You A Healthy Eater?: No.
Do Computers Bug You?: Yea, When They Act Up And Run Slow.
How Soon Do You Want To Get Married?: Never. I'm Not Religious, So I Don't Marry.
How Many Children Do You Want To Have?: As Many As I Can Handle.
How Long Would You Walk To Find Your True Love?: 5,000 Miles. I Feel A Song Coming On.
If You Had One Wish, What Would That Wish Be?: I Wish For An Infinite Number Of Wishes.
Do You Love Your Family?: No.
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Name: Trevor Motha Fuckin' Morris Beyotch
Birthdate: Aug 23 Where My Virgos At!!!....*crickets chirp*
Birthplace: in the back of a ford pick up
Current Location: wherever the wind blows
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'0"
Piercings: None That I Wanna Talk About
Tatoos: What Mama Dont Know Wont Hurt Her
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: yea i have a boyfriend.....hes gay though so im leaving him
Overused Phraze: I dont know....you tell me
FAVORITES
Food: chicken
Candy: chicken flavored lolli pops
Number: 5,097,074
Color: Purple: The Color Of Deep Thought
Animal: what kind of sick freak are you?!?!
Drink: Beer
Alcohol Drink: dont drink
Bagel: what the hell is a bagel?
Letter: F and U
Body Part on Opposite sex: ummm....can we talk about this on myspace?
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King
Strawberry or Watermelon: that's a hard one
Hot tea or Ice tea: Iced Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla what kinda racist crap is this?
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: i just wanna cuddle
Dog or Cat: dogs
Rap or Punk: Punk Ass Rappers
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: I Love Money
YOUR...
Bedtime: when i get tired
Most Missed Memory: too high to remember
Best phyiscal feature: my 4 1/2 Pack.....oh yea ladies
First Thought Waking Up: i better stay in bed for a few more minutes and let this bad boy go down
Goal for this year: to have fun
Best Friends: Mr. Whiskers (my cat) is all i need to get by
Weakness: females
Fears: females
Heritage: little bit of everything
Longest relationship: 3 months or so.....yes i know, short
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: that would be wrong now wouldnt it?
Ever Smoked: what are you kidding me?!.....smoking is for devil worshipers
Pot: yes of course
Ever been Drunk: hell yea man
Ever been beaten up: uhhh.....no...of course not eh he
Ever beaten someone up: psssh....heck yea man....dont mess with me foo
Ever Shoplifted: stealing is also for devil worshipers
Ever Skinny Dipped: my mom also has a myspace.....so no
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: OMG NO....girls have cooties...YUCK
Been Dumped Lately: what i do in my personal time is none of your business....oh that kinda dump.....not lately
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: brown
Favorite Hair Color: brown (i guess. doesnt matter really)
Short or Long: doesnt matter to me
Height:
Style: ummm....not sure how to answer this one....anymore brain busters?
Looks or Personality: YIKES.....nothing worse than a hot girl that is mean
Hot or Cute Hot
Drugs and Alcohol: eh?.....like crack whore girlfriends?....oh yea man....you know it
Muscular or Really Skinny: muscular chicks?....are you kidding me?
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 1,986,056
What country do you want to Visit: africa....(jk)....england i guess
How do you want to Die: i would prefer to be shot numerous times in various sections throughout my body that wouldnt kill me instantly so i can die slowly after being thrown in a dark abandoned warehouse and left to rot by a gang of mobsters
Been to the Mall Lately: 2 times a week atleast
Do you like Thunderstorms: they inspire me
Get along with your Parents: not really
Health Freak: i do healthy things...but for some reason im not a health freak
Do you think your Attractive: no
Believe in Yourself: i believe i exist
Want to go to College: yes sir...or mam....depends on who made this survey
Do you Smoke: didnt you just ask me this?
Do you Drink: ^^^^^.....no asking me the same thing twice
Shower Daily: Only when I sing
Been in Love: Mr. Whiskers is my life
Do you Sing: in the shower only.....i'm going to hollywood
Want to get Married: sure
Do you want Children: yea.....LOTS of little ankle biters
Have your future kids names planned out: i shall name all my kids after me....even the females...it doesnt matter.......clemitia and anestesia are nice names though
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 14
Hate anyone: oh yea....lotta people
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What's Your....
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Ethnicity: If it aint white it aint right....just playing
Body Type: Ex-body builder....i really let myself go in the past years
Favorite Food: Chicken
Favorite Drink: Cranberry juice
Baseball Team: the bad news bears
(when) Bedtime: minutes before i have to go to school in the morning
Favorite Color(s): See Other Survey!
Favorite Letter: X: The unknown
Favorite Number: 1,787,876,986 is always good luck for me
Candy: Yes please. Why thank you.
Favorite Animal: a freaking dinosaur
Favorite Messenger: msn....i love to collect the little emoticons...haha im so gay for doing that.
Screename: [email protected]
Favorite Store: toys-r-us
Most Missed Memory: riding the little quarter machines at wal-mart.....i cant fit on those bad boys anymore
Best Physical Feature: See Other Survey!
Overused Phrase: I will seriously kill the next person i see say "LOL"......ur dead meat buster.
First Thought Waking Up: See Other Survey!
Goal for this year: See Other Survey!
Weakness: See Other Survey!
Fears: See Other Survey!
Heritage: the heritage of the white race
Longest Relationship: See Other Survey!
School's Name: Thomas B. Doherty......he was a good man.....damn shame
Favorite TV Show: Family Guy.....hell yes man
Have You Ever....
Drank: See Other Survey!
Smoked: See Other Survey!
Dyed Your Hair: Yea....back when eminem was popular....haha just playing.......no, never
Shoplifted: Im str8 gangsta....ive stole many packs of skittles in my life time
Tried To Do The Splits: Yes. I had to be rushed to the hospital immediately from pulling my groin muscle in 4 places..........im never trying out for cheerleading again.
Tried To Do A Backbend: No....but i'll make YOU do the backbends......come to poppa
Tried To Do A Cartwheel: Back when i was on the squad......right before the injury.....i could do this and much more
Tried To Do A Handstand: Tried? HA....i hold the genius record for longest distance walked while hand standing
Tried To Act Perfect: I dont have to act.....I was born perfect.....it comes naturally
Get A Detention Of Any Kind From Not Doin Anything: umm....sure why not
Skinny Dipped: FOR THE LAST TIME!!!.....the water was cold, alright?....its usually bigger i swear
Had Sex: Im saving this piece of ass til marriage
Kissed/Huged An Opposite Sex: This just reminds me of how much my mother loves me.
Kissed/Huged The Same Sex As You: This just reminds me of how much my father loves me.
Been Dumped: sure have
Done Drugs: See Other Survey!
Had A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: See Other Survey!
Ate Sushi: Yea....it wasnt bad....but it wasnt great either. It was meh
Loved Someone: See Other Survey!
In A Guy/Gurl....
Fav Eye Color: See Other Survey!
Fav Hair Color: See Other Survey!
Short or Long Hair: I Like my girls like i like my coffee.....short haired
Height: not taller than me......id feel like such a bitch if i was dating a girl that could whoop my ass.
Weight: 250+.....I like me some fat chicks?....dont be hating
Looks Or Personality: See Other Survey!
Love or Money: See Other Survey!
Hot Or Cute: See Other Survey!
Drugs and/or Alcohol: See Other Survey!
Muscular or Really Skinny: See Other Survey!
Sexy or Shmexy---- lmao!: sexy girls are ok i guess.....but SHMEXY girls are THE BEST dude
Random...: ummmm....wtf....sure
How Do You Want To Die?: See Other Survey!
What country do you want to Visit: See Other Survey!
Been to the Mall Lately: See Other Survey!
Do you like Thunderstorms: See Other Survey!
Shower Daily: See Other Survey!
Do you Sing: See Other Survey!
Want to go to College: Yes
Current...
Clothes: Im naked.....do you like what you see?
Shoes: Bunny slippers
Make-Up: mascarra, eye liner, eye shadow, lip stick and face paint........i gotta go to work here in a second....or im gonna get smacked again for not having the money on time
Hair Do: Hair dont
Phone: is this a yes or no question?
Phone Number: 1-800-yes boys
Location: approximately 32 north longitude, 76 degrees latitude
Weather: Rain, cold, slippery
Website(s): fatchicks.com
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Whats your middle name? Jay
How big is your bed? Full....dont laugh....sorry ladies...ur gonna have to sleep on the floor though
What are you listening to right now? Nothing at the moment, but the last album was .."36 chambers.." by wu tang
What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? aint gotta cell phone
What was the last thing you ate? pizza
Last person you hugged? I aint gonna say....cuz someone might get mad
How is the weather right now? cold....my nipples are hard as we speak
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Paul...aka Gay Perry
What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex? coming towards me or walking away???.....depends.....but if she is coming towards me, then just the face......walking away....Ass
Favorite type of Food. Chinese bwoi
Do you want children? Sometime
Do you drink? alcohol? no
Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night? dude one time i got so wasted that this actually happened....i dont drink though.
Hair color? Brown....but then again, you might know this about me if you read my other surveys....so why is this in the 80 things you might NOT know? anyways man
Eye colour? Brown......^^^ read the one above
Do you wear contacts/glasses? Nope
Favorite holiday? Kwanza
Favorite Season? Summer
Have you ever cried over a girl/boy? Yes, when my boyfriend dumped me...just playing.....yea actually (over a GIRL of course).....but i dont wanna sound like a bitch.
Last Movie you Watched? Naughty Nurses Part 4.
What books are you reading? The may issue of penthouse.....more of a magazine, but still.....reading material is reading material....bottom line
Piercings? Got the prince albert on tuesday......just hope this bad boy doesnt get ripped out (if ya know what i mean)
Favorite Movie? Back Door Sessions Part 8
Favorite college football Team? not interested.
What were you doing before filling this out? looking at some porn at fatchicks.com
Any pets? Mr. Whiskers
Dogs or cats? Cats
Favorite Flower? A Tulip
Have you ever loved someone? Sure have
Who would you like to see right now? My cat mr. whiskers....i miss him a ton
Have you ever fired a gun? im a gangsta...nahmmsayin?.....when did dat drive by on dat fool
Do you like to travel by plane? I prefer to use my private jet.
Right-handed or Left-handed? Depends on my mood
If you could go to any place right now where would you go? the strip....im getting kinda lonely anyway
Are you missing someone? Crocodile Hunter....you are gone but not forgotten my friend......i..'ll pour some beer for ya.....RIP
Do you have a tattoo? i dont really like to talk about my tats.....it was a big mistake
Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings? Honestly.....i havent seen a saturday morning in years.....i sleep til 3 on weekends....no joke
Are you hiding something from someone? Never do.
ARE YOU 18? why is this in all-caps?....no im 17
WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE? no celly....ya smell me?
DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT? I never get enough sleep on school nights....I only get 2 hours of sleep on school nights.
FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING? Another fucking suck ass day in the life of me
WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE? lotion and tissues
GRILLED OR FRIED? let me see ya grill!!!!!.....ok then.....fry dat sucka
WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE? nothing....i live in a society of identical robots....im just another one of em
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? I still use my night lite
FAVORITE HANGOUT? Skate City....HAHA just playing......someones house
3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT? lotion, tissues, and which ever hand im in the mood for. whichever it may be.
FAVORITE SONG? Rap: .."protect ya neck.." by Wu-Tang........Soul: .."isnt she lovely.." by Stevie Wonder.......Rock: .."purple haze.." by the jimi hendrix experience
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? People hating me
ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER? I take lives....and i give life
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Gut buster....snuggle muffin....scooter.....Trev meister......oh i gotta a few....i could go on
WHAT IS YOUR DADS MIDDLE NAME? Dwayne
WHATS YOUR MOTHERS MIDDLE NAME? She doesnt have one
STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD TAKE ONE THING? A FREAKING BOAT MAN!!!!!
FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL? Head on...apply directly to the forehead
WHO'S YOUR CELL PHONE PROVIDER? no celly....ya smell me?
FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE? my life
Whats your favorite color? Purple: The color of deep thought
WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS TAKE WITH YOU? my cell phone
WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? probably a cop or some shit like that....i dont know
WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 11:11? run for my life
THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEEt? they were white.....but at the moment....they..'re yellow
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED? Let me finish....and bust so i can go to sleep......just hope i dont run out of lotion
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First Name: Bartholemue
Middle Name: Johnson Amedues Jackson kennedy To The 3rd Power
Birthday: August 23.....Virgo. And You ALL Know What They Say About Us Virgos, Right? You Dont?!?!.....Well Neither Do I....I Was Hoping You Did. You Guys Are Lame. Virgos Are Best Known For Having The Most 3 Star Or Lower Days In Every Horoscope. Life Sucks Being A Virgo. I'm On The Edge Man.
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Fav color: Purple: The Color Of Deep Thought
Day/Night: Is This Like A Choice Or Something?. Well Then Definitely Night. I Like It With The Lights On Though.
Fave Food: Boneless, Skinless, All-White Meat Cajun Seasoned Chicken Breats. And For Desert: Cheesecake Topped With Strawberries.
FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you ever wish you had another name? Whats Wrong With Bartholemue? Are You Dissing My Name G?
Do you like anyone? No, I Love Someone Though. Does That Count?
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? I'm One Of A Kind.
Who's the loudest? Some Kid Named Brett Is Fucking Obnoxious. He's Not A Close Friend, More Of An Aquantance. But Still. HAHA
Who have you known the longest of your friends? Well Fuck. I Change Schools Like Every Year, So I Havent Really Known Anyone My Entire Life For Too Long. I've Been To Like 6 Different High Schools.
Who's the shyest: Mr. Whiskers. He Doesnt Like Strangers. In Fear Of Catching A Disease.
Are you close to any family members? No
When you cried the most: I Don't Know How To Cry.
What's the best feeling in the world: Sex.
Worst Feeling: Sex With Grannies. Dont Ask How I Know This Either.
FINISH EACH SENTENCE:
Let's walk on the: Sun. And Burn To Death.
Let's run through: A Car Wash With A Bunch Of Girls In White-Tees
Let's look at the:
What a nice: Pair Of Breats. May I Touch Them?
Where did all the: Beer Go?
Why can't you: Fucking Shut Up For 2 Seconds Mom?
Silly, little: Goose. Tricks Are For People Who Cant Afford A Jumbo Size Box Of Honey Combs.
Tell me: Where To Put It!
Ran away from home: Yea, But I Got Cold And Hungry So I Went Back.
Pictured your crush naked: And Didnt Come Out Of My Room For Days. We Ran Out Of Lotion Too, By The Way.
Skipped school: Have You Gone Mad? *Says In 1700's Colonial Accent*
Broken someone's heart:
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