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They call me Jon O 'cuz my last name is hard to pronounce and I am sick of hearing "Onder-draw-ster-stick". I am a Supervisor at a local warehouse and I am also a novice writer and poet. I mainly created this MySpace page to entertain the masses. I had my first nonfiction article published at www.targetaudiencemagazine.com Check it out--Type in "Jonathan Edward Ondrashek" in a Google search engine! I have had TWELVE poems published (for free though, with two published by Noble House in London) and I have completed four years of intense writing courses. I continue to send out my short stories in hopes of landing in a printed magazine. One day I'd like to publish a series of novels unlike anyone has ever seen before. Vampires, magic, glimpses into the dark side of humanity, and...politics? Anyone?I think I am fairly easy to get along with, a laid-back attitude. Some people might say I'm a little out there, but in a cool way....MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Pretty much anyone and everyone. Amuse me, and I may consider adding you. Titillate me, and I shall surely add you. Enthrall me, and I may end up humping your leg!!!NO BOTS--Those advertising other sites and products on their sites--It's cool if you are selling something you do, but I want to talk to real people, not some old guy spanking his monkey and selecting random people to send hot pics to!!
You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.

Violent

88%

Exciting

75%

Hot

69%

Soft

63%

Shy

44%

Wet

25%

Awkward

13%

Sweet

13%
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My Blog

A Snippet, A Fleeting Thought, A Time of Inner Peace

...As the bitter loneliness hovers about me and the thorned hands of inner demons squeeze my brittle heart, the words pour forth onto the page. The letters and ink intermingle like blood from two diff...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jan 2010 16:55:00 GMT

Retrospect 2009: Reflecting on the Past and Pondering the Future

RETROSPECT: 2009 2009: A year of extreme growth, both personally and relationship-wise. I can now proudly say I changed for the best this year. I am the father I had hoped I would be. ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Dec 2009 22:12:00 GMT

POSTPONED Fight Night--Novel Excerpts Part 1

This is an excerpt from my novel-in-progress tentatively titled A Kingdom's Fall: Intentions. Note that this is not edited and may contain gratuitous violence. So enjoy! My novel takes place in a fu...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:54:00 GMT

Spooktacular POSTPONEMENT: NEW Poem=Text-Messaging Death

Yes, I must include a disclaimer. Sad but true. Author's Note: Halloween Spooktacular is a creation meant solely to entertain. If you know me, you know what to expect: Cursing, references to sexual ma...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:12:00 GMT

Spooktacular POSTPONEMENT: NEW Poem=Jack Of All Lanterns

Spooktacular POSTPONEMENT: NEW Poem=Bat Shit and Iguana Nuts

Spooktacular POSTPONEMENT: Two OLD Poems: Ignore the Occult and Razor Apples and Candy Corn

Spooktacular POSTPONEMENT: NEW Poem=Dark Arts Lovers

Psycho Santa II: The Weather Outside is Frightful PART ONE

Psycho Santa: The Weather Outside Is Frightful The onslaught of costumed children run off to their cars as the Witchs Siren begins to wail. I am sweaty, but my bulky Santa suit makes it...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:38:00 GMT

Psycho Santa II: The Weather Outside is Frightful PART 2

I dim the hallway light and step to the door. I dont bother checking who is here through the peephole. I open the door and place my body in the line of sight of my masterpiece. ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:34:00 GMT