Maverick

Some witty things i've said:"You dont park at walgreens and not lock your doors..""When your gum falls out while your driving, and you cant find it.....it never ends good""The only reason a guy should ever stop looking at boobs is to watch people die""Lake Michigan is the ocean of the midwest""You know what Rental means? Reck it and return it""This is terrible! My nipples are hard! I'm not even joking""Why dont you sell plasma to make money?" "I can't do needles. I'd rather beat off in a cup""When i see the caliber of girls you've made out with..I feel better about myself""Girls with messy hair sleep in dumpsters"and then In referece to Fredonia "Is this main street or a really nice dirt road?"