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Matt Parker

You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens. -- Angelina Jolie

About Me

Matthew Parker. Total homo. 20-year-old college freshman. Anthro./Journalism major. Photography minor - Possibly specializing in surveillance. Hardworking [a.k.a. Fun deprived], bored lately, homesick, unemployed, insomniac, obsessed with music and Queer As Folk.
Question: Are you a writer just because you claim to be? What makes someone a writer? I would say that it's the ability to tell a story. Not simply laying out the facts, but being able to engage the reader, drawing them into the story as if they were there when it actually happened. I don't know whether to call myself a writer or not. I'm a very modest and humble person, so I like to think twice about declaring myself to be something I may not.
I'm an average person who does average things with average people. So what makes me different from some random person you'd bump into on the street? I don't actually know yet; still trying to figure that out. But I guess the important thing to consider is, will you be there when I do?
Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name The Armadillo
Super Power Ability To Fly
Enemy Martha Stewart
Mode Of Transportation Giant Hamster Named Skippy
Weapon Condoms
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My Interests



Everything

I'd like to meet:



Justin Timberlake on SNL

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Music:



Ray LaMontagne, Gym Class Heroes, Michael Buble, Nickelback, Maroon 5, All-American Rejects, Katy Rose, Gravy Train, Kelly Clarkson, Club 8, The Veils, Tyler Hilton, James Blunt, Bif Naked, Peaches, Fort Minor, Audioslave...

Butch Walker, Feeder, Gavin Degraw, Damien Rice, Hot Hot Heat, Jimmy Eat World, Jack's Mannequin, Michelle Featherstone, Mozella, Nada Surf, Sheryl Crow, Natalie Imbruglia, Marilyn Manson, Nelly Furtado...

Alanis Morrisette, Nsync, Backstreet Boys, Citizen cope, Five, Sade, Michelle Branch, The Wreckers, Shout Out Louds, Gwen Stefani, Story of the Year, Strays Dont Sleep, Trespassers William, AC/DC, Dirtie Blonde, Olivia Newton-John, Tina Turner, Guns and Roses, Linkin Park, Hilary Duff, K's Choice, MXPX, Andy Stochansky, Britney Spears...

Chantel Kreviazuk, Mike Doughty, The Proclaimers, Madness, Oingo Boingo, Letters to Cleo, Good Charlotte, The Raconteurs, Fefe Dobson, Rome, Mandy Moore, The Ditty Bops, Lupe Fiasco, Tegan and Sara, Maria Taylor, Inara George, Mary Lou Lord, Psapp, No Doubt, Whitesnake, Carrie Underwood, Paul Mccartney, Rick Astly

Jessica and Ashley Simpson, Switchfoot, Beck, Matt Costa, Skye Sweetnam, The Dixie Chicks, the Killers, SheDaisy, Taking Back Sunday, Yellowcard, Evanescence, Third Eye Blind, Dido, Shania Twain, Tim Mcgraw, Faith Hill, Ciara, Robert Palmer, Danity Kane, Kaci Brown, Yes, Chris Brown...

Destiny's Child, Anastacia, Seether, the Pussycat Dolls, Black Eyed Peas, Jojo, Ricky Martin, 50 Cent, Eminem, Snoop Dogg, Korn, System of a Down, Sergio Mendes, Nelly, Jennifer Lopez, U2, Keisha Cole, Usher, Mariah Carey, Eve, Depeche Mode, Weezer, Cold Play, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Missy Elliott, Blaque, Queen, Green Day, Ludacris...

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Movies:



Actually I'm just as big with movies as I am with music. (Obviously, way to much free time on my hands).

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Television:



One Tree Hill, Bones, Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, Prison Break, Charmed, Just Shoot Me, Desperate Housewives, Family Guy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, American Idol, CSI: Miami, The Ghost Whisperer, Veronica Mars, Supernatural, Doug, So You Think You Can Dance, Hey Arnold, Smallville, E.R., Law and Order SVU, The Simpsons, Dark Angel, Malcolm in the Middle, South Park, Will and Grace, Sex in the City, Darkwing Duck, Scrubs, SNL, MAD TV, Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, Friends, Everwood, Queer as Folk, American Dad, Golden Girls... Pretty much anything that's on TV when I'm around to watch it.

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Books:



I just recently realized that I bought Clea Koff's book to get it signed last year, but never actually read it. As of the moment, I'm obsessed with Kathy Reich's Forensic Anthropology novels. Michael Chrichton, Clyde Snow, Emerson, John Gay, some Shakespeare, John Grisham, Neil Simon, Anton Chekhov, Thornton Wilder, Frank Miller, Eve Ensler, T.S. Eliott, Stan Lee :P. Some Poe, Tennyson, Bryon, and Shaw. A lot of Arthur Miller and Steinbeck. Some Edna St. Vincent Millay, and Dickens. Other than that, I'm addicted to text books, which is clearly not normal :P

Heroes:



My mother & grandmother (a.k.a. Artemis & Athena), Frank O'Hara, Oscar Wilde, Alexander the Great, Harvey Milk, James Dean, Rupert Everett, Rock Hudson, The Order of Chaeronea, hahaha :P, and You. :)

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