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Jade Mayhem

I often find myself wanting to be an ant, because then the insignificant things would be adventures.

About Me

Hey my name is Jade, and you should know that if you're reading this. I'm the son of the infamous Justin May. I love a lot of people, but not because of any attraction. I love them because they are family, either blood or life-initiated. I try to stick up for my friends, even though I'm not that big of a guy. I LOVE MUSIC!!! Tattoos and piercing are awesome! I hate being human and being a dirt bag. I try to be a good person most of the time. I'll reply to your messages as fast as I can. I have this weird fascination with all things deadly or dead. I don't want to live past 70. My dad is an artist, but I can't draw because I don't have the time or patience. My middle name is Michael. I like actually typing the whole word. Dr.Pepper is my favorite soda. I love my mom. I love my dad and wish he'd be more actively involved in my life.(hint hint) I trip over my tongue a lot and can't say nudity right. I'm 1/4 Mexican and 1/2 Irish and the rest is white bullshit. I believe that everyone is equal! I think that when I first meet some one I think they want me to cast my self off a bridge and into jagged rocks,but I work with our friendship from there. I happen to be a really good speller. I'm a mathematician! I think in numbers. I know useless facts and disturbing ones. I've never had my own dog or cat. I've been on a skateboard for 10 years,but I can only Ollie. I don't belong to any clique or scene.!Die!I started swimming last year. I like dying my hair. I used to be able to breathe under water. Pasta is proper sustenance. I hate school! My friends ditched me when I left school. People are inconsiderate. I have a top 40 to organize my friends and my fathers friends separately. I don't like immature girls. I don't think being dumb and being cute are the same thing. My knees are slowly deteriorating. Smart is hot. California can breed stupidity. I love this state still. I you have a car, I'll scrounge money up for a road trip. I like talking about you. Life is complicated, a drag and it sucks; however, it's still fun. I've been in a coma for three days. I'm funny when I've been shot up full of morphine. Doctors don't know anything and everything at the same time. Boredom is my second language. I can't take it anymore. We live to die. I like dying my hair. I've killed a man once. Babies are delicious. I can play guitar, barely. I love star wars. Scott is my best friend. My room is messy in piles and sections. I think it's lame to dance. I wanna go to Europe. I wish i was a vampire. I'm simply complex. Come back, Come on back to me. Jarred is a wonderful artist. I'll kill you! I like disobeying my parents. My friends are my partners in crime. We can't do it on the couch. 1,3,8. Create to destroy. Fly to land. White and black work for me, do they for you? I'll jump when I'm ready. I'm a fuckup and i fuckup a lot, normally on purpose. Fuck drugs. Imma repeat myself. I'll tolchock you in your yarbles, if you got any yarbles. Let's get 'em boys! I love my brother,but we are not the same person or similar!!!! If you call me Jarred, which is not my name in the first place, I'll steal your soul!!! I'm obsessed with souls! I like the moral views of Christianity. To be like Christ, not to judge everyone who doesn't believe in the same religion. I just don't care. I'll get back to you later.Megan ..
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My Interests

Art, tattooing, drawing, boredom, sauce, random drunken fight clubs, creepy glasses, fake mustaches, dead things, god, talking about beliefs, overbearing, kindness, not mentioning it, trust, momentary obsessions, bizarre, your dumb ideas, random acts of violence and vandalism, photography, satan, my brother's acts of deviance,my middle finger, battle cries, attacking, star wars, the Everlasting Crew, and how things work. .. .. ..

I'd like to meet:

Stan Lee,Tim Burton,and the guy who made plastic,Neil Gaiman.

Music:

Tenacious d, the misfits,tom waits, black heart procession, nick cave, johnny cash, Slayer, System of a down, Serj Tankian, Modest Mouse, Strata, The pogues, Danzig, The Exploited, Blink 182, Pink Floyd, Rage Against the machine, Red hot Chili Peppers, Tool, Toxic Narcotic, and alot of others.

Movies:

yeah i like those, too

Television:

i got away from him. SHIT

Books:

Please Kill Me, Coma Therapy, Deltora Quest, LotR, The Hobbit, WWII books, and those choose your own path books. Real Life Mario Kart

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Heroes:

Spiderman, my dad, Alex Withrow, Mike Davis, Stan Lee,Tim Burton, Neil Gaiman.

My Blog

boredom and randomness. Drink it all in.

I'm up till 3 am or later almost every single night. I never know what to do with myself anymore. I just sit in my room or Janet's living room listening to music or watching movies to bore myself to s...
Posted by Jade Mayhem on Wed, 07 May 2008 03:31:00 PST

Just for fun

dudethe other day i was hanging out in front of the mall and some guy said some ludacrous bullshit while he was smoking a cigaretteso i decided to make fun of him, then he says, "wtf, you little ...
Posted by Jade Mayhem on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 01:47:00 PST

just shit that pisses me off or i hate

It's funny how people try to be unique be being incomprehensibly similar to each other. It's confusing and aggravating also. I know it has been going on for years, but it should come to an end at some...
Posted by Jade Mayhem on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:33:00 PST

Just some ordinary phobias.

AAchluophobia - Fear of darkness. Acrophobia - Fear of heights. Agliophobia - Fear of pain. Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds. Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.Amaxophobia -...
Posted by Jade Mayhem on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 09:42:00 PST

My move from Chico

When I left Chico and had to move to Keswick with my grandparents and brother was probably the single most sad day in my life. From theĀ  day I moved in I had nightmares every night for two weeeks. I w...
Posted by Jade Mayhem on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 02:18:00 PST

Life in Chico, Before someone poisoned the well that is my mind

About 10 years ago, I used to live in Chico. The 5 years I lived there were the best years of my life. It was before I was poisoned with knowledge of evil, much different than I am now... much better....
Posted by Jade Mayhem on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:27:00 PST

You From the World of my Life!

Metal is good to listen to when you have forsaken the world and most of the people in it!You need to open your eyes and realize what you do to peop...
Posted by Jade Mayhem on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:36:00 PST

Fuck redding/keswick!

Keswick SUCKS FAT BALLS!!!someone needs to blow this place upor rejuvinate it...i hate redding so much,but i love all of youmy friendsi wish we could move the location of reddingand give it culturethi...
Posted by Jade Mayhem on Sun, 13 May 2007 09:12:00 PST

I love COCAINE!!!!!!

My friend Eric Victorino has a band with an awesome single called "Cocaine".  You guys should check this shit out. their band ROCKS!!!!!
Posted by Jade Mayhem on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 12:49:00 PST

Keswick Brand Clothing Company (CHECK THIS OUT!!!!!)

my friend sells really cool shirts, you can tell him what you want and he will make the design so everyone should get a shirt, plus they are cheap.the shirts are really cool!!
Posted by Jade Mayhem on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 06:30:00 PST