THE SIMPLETON WHO CRIED WOLF |
There once was a simple person from the south who somehow managed to become the keeper of the land. Although he had no real skills he was fortunate enough to come from a wealthy, powerful and tr...
Posted by Dirty on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:03:00 PST |
Is It Just Me? |
People, I will drop $500 on a fly coat or stylin platforms without even thinking about it. I fly first-class. I stay in 5 star hotels. I quaff $18 shots of couvoissier like it'...
Posted by Dirty on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:06:00 PST |
People There's a Difference Between a Costume and an Outfit |
"Why are some west coast people so clueless?" I wonder. As I was preparing a muisc set for an annual Halloween party I do for some industry muckity-mucks in Santa Monica some chick comes up to me and ...
Posted by Dirty on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:41:00 PST |
WHAT IS FUNK |
Funk is a nasty vibe and a sweet sexy essence within. Funk is at the extremes of everything- it can be hot but it can also be cool. It can be primitive and sophisticated. Funk is that low-dog di...
Posted by Dirty on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 07:06:00 PST |
Crushed Velvet Speedo |
Yeah, so I was down in Miami doing a little of this and a little of that.. I had some spare time so I thought I'd go poolside and bag some rays. Anywho, I slipped into my very cool custom-...
Posted by Dirty on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 07:21:00 PST |
Wot Would U Do? |
So I was bumpin' my style at this club in Phillie - lookin' fly as usual - workin' my best James Brown moves when an Asian hottie starts poppin' it in my personal space (if ya know what I ...
Posted by Dirty on Mon, 15 May 2006 03:18:00 PST |
CHAIN LETTER |
Okay, so what's up with all this "re-post this or else (... fill in something bad) will happen?" So far I think I'm going to lose my fortune, my dashing good looks, my hair (and othe...
Posted by Dirty on Fri, 05 May 2006 01:32:00 PST |
Club Etiquette |
Hey All You Music and Club Lovin' Freaks: Here are some Do's and Dont's when chatting up your favorite DJ: DO: Remember your manners - a "please" and a "thank-you" go a long way; Act like...
Posted by Dirty on Mon, 01 May 2006 08:24:00 PST |
