The Bike Helmet |
I was standing around after school one day when I was still in junior high, next to my bike and wearing my helmet.Two little vato dudes came up and chuckled at the funny accessory I had on my head, wh...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:01:00 GMT |
The Local Rant |
On my half hour break from work over the weekend, I decided (and my fellow crewmembers thoroughly agreed) that a Blenders would be a delicious treat to get us through the afternoon.Upon leaving Stearn...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:07:00 GMT |
Non-gay Humor (That Is) |
Recently, my brother and his roommate decided it would be humorous to paste my head onto the head of somebody in a gay porn picturenotably a threesome.This is wrong in several ways.First, my bro call...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 21:04:00 GMT |
The Bathroom |
There I was, sitting in the handicap stall in the bathroom at the Biltmore in Montecito.It’s a lavish bathroom: wooden stall doors, ornate wrought iron door locks, marble sink complete with hot ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 09:23:00 GMT |
Autism |
I just saw a notice for a documentary about a stage play put on, written, and produced by a bunch of autistic kids.It first struck me as rather humorous, and I considered writing a catty blog about ho...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:45:00 GMT |
Cole Slaw |
In recent weeks I've eaten more fried food than I have in the last two years, and because of that I've been subjected to the ubiquitous serving of cole slaw.The history of cole slaw is rather boring, ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:39:00 GMT |
Regulating: Part 2 |
In conversing about keeping people in line in the water, it was noted that I'm a big fish in a small pond.No shit.Huntington and, of all places, Topanga, were mentioned as spots where the locals go to...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:01:00 GMT |
An Old Rule |
It seems in this crowded era of "surfers" with their brand new boards who have absolutely no idea that they shouldn't be sitting in the line up, let alone taking off on a wave, that an established but...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:48:00 GMT |
Regulating |
Rincon was perfect. Head high. Glassy. A small horde of no-name faceless fucks.My old man and I take off on a wave, it's slow moving and glorious, just about head highnothing could be more fun.Some r...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:36:00 GMT |
Grilled Rat Food |
I was in Trader Joe's purchasing nothing more than a beverage and two bananas, thus, I didn't need my receipt. As I was leaving the little podium thingy, I accidentally bumped into a younger lady who ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 08:02:00 GMT |
