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The Great Passerby on the sidewalk...

The battle of the sexes only resulted in reproduction!

About Me

I am intelligent and simultaneously ignorant. I am an expert and not willing to admit being a novice. I am powerful, yet it is my strength that weakens me. I am skeptical, logical, rational and have placed stock in coincidence, yet I know God exist. I stand for everything and fall for nothing. I ask, I wait and if I am not given the answer I want, I ask again. I live for the moment but cautious about my hour. I expect the unexpected, but being oblivious is bothersome. I am quietly narcissistic. I am dangerously careful. I smile when I cry. I laugh when I hurt. I stumble when I'm on the ground, this way I dont have to worry about it when I'm walking. I fear God and nothing else. I find pleasure in peace but when its too peaceful Im weary. I want to die to myself and live forever. I want to go to heaven but I don't want to die. I sin in life but I dont live in sin. My wants outweigh my wishes. My thoughts outwiegh my conscience. My heart outweighs my feelings. I travel distances but often feel I've never left. This is who I am. Everything and nothing. Any questions?
? whateverlife.com

My Interests

ACTING, WRITING,MUSIC & DIRECTING...IM ARTSY AND LOVE CREATING...I'M GONNA MAKE A CAREER OUT OF IT SOMEDAY. ..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
Mind Boggler Survey (not usual questions!)
Ever spin around in circles until you got so dizzy you fell?: yes. I was in concord mills mall faking a ceasure.
What's the most comfortable thing you own?: this chick named, lindsay.
Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?: no. (see the grudge 2)
How long does it take for you to take a shower?: about 17:54 secs.
Have you ever stolen a sign from a street?: no...I can't find my damn name.
What was the last thing you were thinking about?: buffie the body.
If you could change your MIDDLE name, what would it be?: I wouldn't change it, my middle name is awesome!
Is the moon out right now?: Yeah...in germany.
What's the heaviest thing you own, besides a car?: my penis.
Do you live on your own?: technically, I am tennant at 11805.
Who's car were you in last?: mine.
What's your relationship status?: non-plural.
Who was the last person to ever kiss you?: Seeing as how there are certain women in my life who feel a particular way about me,by answering this question, I only serve to incriminate myself.
When was the last time you held hands with someone?: Sunday at church.
Do you have a crush/like someone right now?: Seeing as how there are certain women in my life who feel a particular way about me,by answering this question, I only serve to incriminate myself.
Have you ever wished upon a star for a certain someone?: what?
What was the weirdest moment with you and your bf/gf?: when I had one? ok, so we're driving around, we both are extrmemly horny, so we pull over to this disgusting, roach- infested motel...and did it in the car.
Is love even real to you?: did you read the survey on the other side?
Warm up near a fire or cuddle under the stars?: cuddle under the fire. ouch.
Who is the person you regret being/doing something with the most?: VEGAS!!!!!!!
Most romantic: flowers or chocolate?: Chocolate ofcourse, referring to myself.
If single... are you lookin around?: yeah...im shopping.
If taken... are you happy?: taken where? like, kidnapped?
Do you like being around a large group of friends, or two best friends?: large group. no homo.
What's one of your weird quirks that nobody really understands?: me. Im a quirk that nobody understands.
Ever thought about why grass is green?: yeah, when I ponder why my piss is yellow! what?
Can you build a detailed sand castle?:

I'd like to meet:

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Relationship questions:
Current status?:: Single, solitary, uno, me,myself and I...
Are you happy with your current status?:: I'm gonna have to be. You cant value a relationship with someone else unless you can first value yourself.
Is there anything you would change about your status?:: no. YES!
What is your ideal mate?:: 'Buffie the body'(for the obvious reasons) as posted at the bottom of this survey.
Whats the best thing about being in a relationship?:: Premarital sex. You know its wrong...but you do it anyway...no matter how hard you try not to.
Whats the worst thing about being in a relationship?:: When you have to wonder what the hell the other person is doing when you're not around.
Firsts:
First crush?:: This chick named victoria. I was like 10 yrs. old and I met her in church. Then I never saw her again. Victoria if your reading this, call me.
First kiss?:: This fat white chick in 3rd grade, named Martha Jolly. It was totally against my will.
First love?:: AmberPEOPLE WHO CAN DIRECTLY AFFECT MY FUTURE POSITIVELY, FOR EXAMPLE:JESUS *********************************************************** READ THIS! READ THIS! VITAL INFO! VITAL INFO! *********************************************************** Jacobeats/Science Fiktion Ent. 'ALPHA NUMERIC CONTENT', coming June 30th 2007! © Copyright, Science Fiktion Ent. All rights reserved 2004-2007 © Copyright,'ALPHA NUMERIC CONTENT',All rights reserved 2004-2007 All songs and music written and produced are legally and substantially copy written for the entertainers purpose.© Copyright, Science Fiktion Ent. All rights reserved 2004-2007© Copyright, Street Team Development, All rights reserved 2004-2007All songs and music written and produced are legally and substantially copy written for the entertainers purpose.

Music:

Eclectic...for the intellectually inept, that means...all kinds!

Movies:

80's movies! Call it lame or crazy...just cause I'm black don't mean I gotta like every thing written by Ice cube. Teenwolf, Revenge of the Nerds, Once bitten, Uncle buck, Dutch, Porky's, 3'oclock high, pretty in Pink, Mannequin, The breakfast Club...I could go on but I wont...lol.

Television:

dont watch much television nowadays...reality TV has taken over and ruined the substance of entertainment.

Books:

Chosen for greatness, The one year bible, Diary of a hero, Cold Tom, The Oath & Bram stokers Dracula, To reach a dream, Rising Sun.

Heroes:

God Almighty, My Parents & My Brother Devin Howard(R.I.P)

My Blog

Jacobeats/Science Fiktion Ent. in association with Streat Team Development...

Aight readers! They time has finally come... Myself and a couple of close friends/musicians are joining forces and gonna be releasing a mixtape THE OPPORTUNIST: Street credentials vol. 1 Featuring the...
Posted by The Great Passerby on the sidewalk... on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:26:00 PST