Look, i have a new blog |
thanks for checkin it out. ill be here all week
Posted by porkchop on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:31:00 PST |
girls with bfs |
this is short an simple. i keep meeting girls with boyfriends. any girl that's cute an doesnt have a boyfriend then let me know...and apparently to these girls, makin out isn't considered cheatin...th...
Posted by porkchop on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 12:39:00 PST |
2006 |
i havent written a blog in a while. seriously, check the date on my last blog. i was writing about moving back to md an was prolly written right before i met mike and got a social life here. than...
Posted by porkchop on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 01:19:00 PST |
funny thing 'bout piercing my ears |
i guess when my brother was eighteen, he got his left ear pierced and my parents flipped the fuck out. they, of course, are catholic, asian, and republicans so i wouldnt expect anything less. ini...
Posted by porkchop on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 11:55:00 PST |
fuck them!!! |
so last week i got into a car accident with my boss. it was cool only cuz it was like a movie. i was in the passenger seat and i could see in slow motion how everythin came about. i could see mys...
Posted by porkchop on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
im a bored in chitown but there is one good thing... |
...and that one good thing is that i had FUCKIN WHITE CASTLE. ya'll might think that is dumb but screw u, screw u, ur cool, peace, im out. plus, i dont care wut u think cuz i had FUCKIN WHITE CASTLE.....
Posted by porkchop on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
to prove im live....PENIS!! |
well, dawn, and many others, asked me when i was gonna post a blog, so i told her when i had something to talk about. now, i guess i do. with that said, i'll tell ya later, j/p. ok, i...
Posted by porkchop on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
DaY 18 |
Sike!! I have no time to write something now. I made you look tho. HAHA!!!
Posted by porkchop on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
EVERCLEAR |
its like whoa. nothing has fucked me up so much faster than everclear. u tricks, marks, mark-ass tricks, trick-asss marks, skeezers, skanks, skig-scags, and scallywhops betta recognize. wut can i say ...
Posted by porkchop on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
someone threw a glass bottle at me... |
...and tried to hurt me really bad. when i was walkin my dog on the side of the street, an suv was driving by me and the passenger threw a glass bottle in my direction. the suv was moving so the momen...
Posted by porkchop on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
