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cory

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About Me



"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." - Bill Hicks

My Interests

These are some of my stupid interests.

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My Blog

so long, and thanks for all the fancy feast

A while ago, I decided I was gonna stop posting any angsty, depressive ramblings here or anywhere else. It was something I felt I had to move past since, well, I've been pretty damn happy lately. I've...
Posted by cory on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:02:00 PST

Mr Double Down

So this week, along with eating a stupid amount of great food since my parents came down, i won a total of $140 dollars at the casinos. yeah, that's right, $140. This equals 2 Wii games (elebits and w...
Posted by cory on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 07:05:00 PST

Say, you want a revolution?

Well...ya know...so...i know a while ago there was something here about some rant I was gonna go on about this or that, i promised some pretty big ideas. Well, nevermind. Sometimes, not always, but ...
Posted by cory on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:45:00 PST

shut up and let me do it.

Destruction is too often burdened with a negative connotation. Its easy to forget that destruction is just another english word that we use to express the concept of change. Its the circle of life or ...
Posted by cory on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 01:06:00 PST

indeed it is hard out here for a pimp

so yeah, seeing the 3 6 mafia win at the oscars was probably one of the best things ever. i don't even like those guys, but their win kinda ripped a hole in the pop-culture/space-time continuum and it...
Posted by cory on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:50:00 PST

i found this on wikipedia, i guess wikipedia has balls

"On Notice" * Barbra Streisand * Black hole at the center of the galaxy * "Business casual" * Candy Apples * Faberg� Eggs * Grizzly bears * Holiday Haters * Hollywood Foreign P...
Posted by cory on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 07:21:00 PST

worthless new year's bullshit resolutions

1: make a record. 2: have an apartment in new orleans. 3: have more threesomes. 4: listen to even more nick cave. 5: try not to be in the middle of the worst natural disaster in us history ag...
Posted by cory on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 08:46:00 PST

i hate christmas...

but i LOVE PRESENTS! and because of that, i'll be in wv around midnightish tomorrow. yippie.
Posted by cory on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 11:11:00 PST

hello i'm sleepy

i've just spontaneously decided that the praise "jump the shark" has indeed...jumped the shark. that is all.
Posted by cory on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

When the going gets weird, the Weird turn pro

I figured i should post something about Hunter S Thompson ending his longer-than-he-probably-ever-thought life as he helped inspire me to drop out of college the first time as well as being someone wh...
Posted by cory on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST