frosty

I'd like to meet:

My best years are mostly behind me. Used to have pretty high standards, but now am just scrambling for someone to settle for. Someone to answer the calls and flip the record while I'm pretending to be a bartender, and then roll me onto my side when I pass out. I'm partial to Americans who are anti-immigrant and pro-plastic surgery. Outspoken hatred of the french is a plus. All that, or the exact opposite. You know, just take a stand or whatever. I like big butts an' I cannot lie. You otha brothas can't deny. That when a girl walks in wit' a itty bitty waist an' A round thing in yo' face. You get SPRUNG. Wanna pull up tough, cuz you notice that butt was STUFFED. Deep in the jeans she's wearin'. I'm hooked an' I can't stop starin'. Oh baby, I wanna get wit' ya, An' take yo' picta. My homeboys tried to warn me. But that butt you got makes me so horny. Ooh, rumpled smooth skin. I'm tired o' magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing. I like 'em round and big, An' when I'm throwin' a gig, I jus' can't help maself, I'm actin' like an animal. Now here's ma scandal, I wanna get ya home an' UH, Double up, uh, uh. I ain' talkin' about Playboy,'Cause silicone parts are made for toys. I wan' 'em real thick an' juicy. So fin' that juicy double. Frosty's in trouble, Beggin' for a piece o' that bubble. MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE, UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN. You can do side bends or sit-ups, But please don' lose that butt. Yeah baby. When it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nuthin' to do with ma selection. 36-24-36. Only if she's 5' 3".