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About Me

my favorite word is: trebuchet.

i will: dance, swim, eat, sew, play, draw you for $10, take pictures of/for you ($20), film your pets, read/write, budget your finances, travel.

i will not: sleep wit yo' daddy.

I find joy in the simple things, I'm easily amused...just don't piss me off. nyahah.

I'm an astronaut--I co-pilot the space patrol.

And, I'm sarcastically trained to be sociable.

My Interests

i'm interested in yo mama's purse

I'd like to meet:

your grandma

Music:

whatev yo daddy listens to, whatev yo mama don't listen to, whatev yo brother plays while getting laid, whatev yo sister don't listen to while masturbating

Movies:

documentaries, lost in translation, step into liquid, the stanley kubrick series, crooklyn, the guy ritchie trilogy, crush groove, quentin tarantino films, the godfather trilogy, 13 conversations about one thing, gosford park, waking life, my girl, the martin scorsese jazz series, the nova series, ken burns jazz series, blade trilogy, death to smoochy, the red balloon, kolya, etc.

Television:

So Long (Widescreen)
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Books:

foucault's pendulum, LOTR, the hobbit, holy blood--holy grail, anne rice trilogy, the lives of a cell, rolling stones, food and wine, death of vishnu, the chaucer tales, complete works of shakespeare, john irving books, football digest, knowledge, the onion, the alchemist, the economist, beginning spanish, learn to speak portuguese, car and driver, for fuck's sake, noam chomsky books, the power of myth, shit you don't read

Heroes:

josh's grandma

My Blog

So

...Myspace. Is this how you make people feel like movie stars?
Posted by April on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 11:52:00 PST

if only

so i figured i might as well use myspace and friendster to look for relatives. unless i'm misspelling their names, i can't find any of them! they might actually not like signing up for shit like this,...
Posted by April on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wow

another way to broadcast myself. how ingenious! c'mon, everyone join the orgy. do you see the joy in my face? it's almost as much joy as chuck mangione's, except he's more joyful 'cos he just smoke...
Posted by April on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST