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Chrisosaurus Neal

I'd say you were a cinematic idiot, and I'd feel sorry for you.

About Me

My hair used to be bigger. Now it's just sort of big. But I can't go back to the short cut. I guess it's just my way of standing out in a crowd. I used to be in a band. We were on tv (aka television), maybe you've heard of it. I drive a pickup truck and sometimes I don't shave (therefore I am a man... right?).

My Interests

Orange juice in a seven-up bottle.

I'd like to meet:

Someone that won't criticize me for not updating my page often enough. Also, the thousand-pound fat sweaty man who nearly ran me over with his bicycle back in 2000 and then told me I did it on purpose... if only he could see me now. I'm on myspace, baby!

Music:

RHCP, Matt Mays, AC/DC, Neil Young, Aerosmith, Sam Roberts, Third Eye Blind, Hawksley Workman, The Rolling Stones, CCR, Death Cab / Postal Service, The Funk Brothers, The Blues Brothers, Aidan Knight... and lots more.

Movies:

Swingers, Old School, High Fidelity, School of Rock, Standing in the Shadows of Motown, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind... and then some.

Television:

Scrubs. Holmes on Homes. Hockey Night in Canada.

Heroes:

Trevor Linden. John Frusciante. Matt Mays...

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My Blog

Chicago Times

Hello my lovelies. Well I just got back from Chicago. Lollapalooza, to be more specific. And now, a short review of some of the acts I saw... Panic! At the Disco:  I only saw a few songs. The sin...
Posted by Chrisosaurus Neal on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 07:42:00 PST

Chili Willy

Hello, I'm Chris Neal, and this is the news: So as I'm sure you're all aware, the new Red Hot Chili Peppers album, Stadium Arcadium, came out last week. What you may not know is that it's a pretty wic...
Posted by Chrisosaurus Neal on Mon, 15 May 2006 03:12:00 PST

In my head...

Well, this is my first blog on here. I don't even know if anyone reads these things, so I figure I'm pretty safe to type my deepest thoughts and emotions. And here they are: I've been thinking about "...
Posted by Chrisosaurus Neal on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 11:33:00 PST