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About Me

"So we were at the olive garden the other night, which was lovely, and i looked over to a waitress at another table and found myself wondering what color her underpants were, her panties, i mean odds are they're your basic white cotton underpants and i started thinking maybe they're silk, maybe its a thong, maybe they're some cool thing i dont even know about..........what? i thought we were in the tree with the nest?"- Will Ferrell, "Old School"That's what i do, i quote will ferrell, all day every day. I'm down like that, get used to it.I'm Krystle, aka "frank the tank". And that's the real deal, you will meet alot of imitators in your life, but I am the only true tank, YOU KNOW IT. I'm originally from vancouver, canada (mission specifically if you know where it is, if not, it REALLY doesnt matter) but I know live in amsterdam and will be moving to england later this year to be with the love of my life, my olie bearMySpace Codes
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My Interests

-party party partying with my disco junk best friend for life sev

I'd like to meet:

will ferrel, fran drescher, borat!, steve carall
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Music:

everythingggg

Movies:

anything with will ferrell in it!, the notebook

Television:

will and grace, the office, south park, aqua teen hunger force, jackass, next top model, family guy, prison break, law and order, borat, simpsons, kenny vs spenny

Books:

no lifeguard on duty, a rock and a hard place, the notebook, the secret life of women in the mob, marilyn monroes biography

Heroes:

my carrie and charlotte...did you ever know that you're my heroooooooooooo?

My Blog

Turns out I was wrong...

so it turns out I was wrong in my previous blog....I did meet that certain someone for a reason, but not the reason I thought. Meeting him led to me meeting my olie bear...which is the most amaz...
Posted by Frank The Tank on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 03:48:00 PST

Be Careful What You Wish For...

Soooooo apparently I should be careful what I wish for. If any of you read my last blog, I was bitching about how it's impossible to find a decent guy and went on about this fabulous guy that I would ...
Posted by Frank The Tank on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:18:00 PST

Is it really so much to ask?

I've been fortunate enough to find some spectacular friends so far on this rollercoaster I call my life. Haven't had the same kinda luck in the romance department however. Occasi...
Posted by Frank The Tank on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:37:00 PST

Club 11/Melkweg Pictures

The blogs being stupid and not letting me post pictures on it, so I'm just putting the link to the photobucket album I made. Sorry for the shitty quality, they were scanned. http://s88.ph...
Posted by Frank The Tank on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:56:00 PST

one month

omg omg one month til it's canada time, omg soooo excited. aww and so much love, people that i totally havent talked to in like forever are sending me message saying how excited they are for me ...
Posted by Frank The Tank on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 05:20:00 PST

halloween pictures!

yayyyy halloween pictures. we're all soooo wasted lol. ...
Posted by Frank The Tank on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:46:00 PST

popping my blog cherry

so im totally not a blog person but im just really fucking stressed right now and need to vent. first of all, most of you know that my fuckin purse was stolen on staurday which had my wallet, camera ...
Posted by Frank The Tank on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:57:00 PST