I'd like to meet:
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Music:
the Fall Guy theme (featuring the one and only, Lee Majors) Chuck Norris has got to have some fucking bullshit theme song that I like too.
Movies:
Mother, Jugs n Speed and Zardoz
Television:
documentaries on the impending doom of the universe collapsing back in on itself ...don't think it won't happen!
Books:
the most reading I do is traffic signs (I need pictures and sound)
Heroes:
shit-kicking defenders of common sense: Gordon Ramsay, Larry Elder, Bill O'Reilly and Philo Beddoe