[Rissacakes]

Piss off.

Shit, son.It seems I hardly ever sleep anymore. So in this sketch of time, I’m going to make a list of things that piss me off.In no particular order, but as they come to mind.001. Teenagers.002...
Posted by [Rissacakes] on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:49:00 PST

Target. Wal-Mart.

My job transfer has been successful. I'm not exactly too concerned that it's not bragworthy, but it'll work for now. I'm working at Wal-Mart, yet again. I miss my Thief River Wal-Mart whores. You guys...
Posted by [Rissacakes] on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 06:05:00 PST

When boredom strikes you

I have tons to write, but I don't really feel like it.Everything is well. This "Minnesotan" is an Ohio res now. I have a new "instructional permit" so I can finally learn to drive now (even if we went...
Posted by [Rissacakes] on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 09:52:00 PST

Sometimes.

Lately I've come to find that my moods are basically split up between two extremes. Sometimes I feel like an intelligent and worthy contributor to the world, even Godlike or supernatural, at best. And...
Posted by [Rissacakes] on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 08:20:00 PST

If I die before I wake . . .

I want to have these things accomplished. I actually stole this idea from that film that's coming out. You know, that one I don't want to see because I'm sure it'll be some kind of sappy shit story th...
Posted by [Rissacakes] on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 08:47:00 PST

How to be a retard on MySpace.

(This is a repost of an essay I wrote several months ago, but it is more than relevant here on MySpace. Enjoy!)   It has come to my attention that far too many people on MySpace are being complet...
Posted by [Rissacakes] on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:16:00 PST

I have an extraordinary gift.

I know I may have posted this in my old blog, at some point or another, but sprouting from recent conversation: I have decided to speak of an extraordinary gift I have had since I was young. Skeptics ...
Posted by [Rissacakes] on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 10:51:00 PST

Another American government failure.

In America, if you don't have money, the government takes from those who are out there making it, and gives it to you. In the form of something inherently good, yet evil as any: food stamps. It has co...
Posted by [Rissacakes] on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 07:57:00 PST

To everyone:

             For everyone who has grown particularly fond of me either through the years or recent discovery; to people I may have named "friends"...
Posted by [Rissacakes] on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 09:20:00 PST

You =/= STFU

I have an entirely important question for a good portion of humanity. What part of "shut the fuck up" do you not understand? I'm honestly at wit's end with the way some people talk, and never shut up....
Posted by [Rissacakes] on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 08:39:00 PST