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About Me

I HAVE TRAVELED FROM AN INCREDIBLLY DISTANT STAR TO OBSERVE THE WAYS OF YOUR PLANET. YOU HAVE THE HONOR OF REPRESENTING YOUR ENTIRE RACE AS MY SAMPLE SUBJECT. WHISPERING IS FUTILE! THE GRAND GALACTIC INQUISITOR HEARS ALL! SEES ALL!
DO NOT SPEAK TO ME! DO NOT ALTER YOUR NORMAL HUMAN BEHAVIOR IN ANY WAY. YOU KNOW NOT THE ELABORITE CRITERIA BY WHICH YOU ARE TO BE JUDGED. IGNORE MY PRESENCE AND GO ABOUT YOUR EARTHLY BUSINESS.
IGNORE ME!!
My name is Christopher. I'm loyal and I tend to be brutaly honest. I don't like to talk much, but I like listening. I'm a big fan of hugs, women, food, video games, and anime.
My most recent goal in life is to become a swordsman/Wolverine. This goal is subject to change as I have a short attention span.
I'm currently bored and waiting for something interesting to happen. Something like a zombie outbreak or an alien invasion. You know.
Uh,... Thats it.
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My Interests

Martial arts, anime, People, philosophy, Parkour, TV, animals(real or otherwise), history, and Video Games.

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people.

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Yoko Kanno, Gorrillaz, The Track Team, Disturbed and others.

Movies:

Cowboy Bebop Knockin On Heavens Door, Sin City, Fight Club, Unbreakable, Ong-Bak The Thai Warrior, Ghost Busters 1 and 2, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 and 2, Princess Mononoke, Pulp Fiction, Shaolin Soccer, Kung Fu Hustle, Super Mario Brothers, Dogma, Little Nickie, Dark City, Matrix 1, Clerks, Shaun of the Dead, Land of the Dead, and others.

Television:

Cowboy Bebop, Angry Beavers, The Simpsons, That 70's Show, Samurai Champloo, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Ghost In the Shell, Boondocks, Trigun, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Scrubs, Southpark, Invader Zim, Avatar the Last Air Bender, and others.

Books:

The Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, The Dark Tower: The Gunslinger, Napalm and Silly Putty, Halo novels, Tao of Jeet Kune Do, Redwall, Harry Potter, Miyamoto Musashi's Book of Five Rings, Hagakure, Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, and others I'm to lazy to name.

Heroes:

GIR, Spike Spiegel, Bruce Campbell, Bruce Lee, Link, Dinobot, and Rock Lee.

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My Blog

The Hill

I have named my new residence TheHill. Mostly because I am in an area where it will probably never flood. and it makes it feel more easily defendible.
Posted by my name is Chris on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 05:50:00 PST

I moved...

Easy enough to figure that one out right.4/29-5/01: That was fucking exhausting.
Posted by my name is Chris on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:49:00 PST

I'M MOVING!!!

In about 2 weeks. Good news is I'll finally have my own room. I'll miss New Hope, but not the rich assholes and tourists who are ruining it.And on a side note. Fuck the police. No one in particu...
Posted by my name is Chris on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 08:58:00 PST

The Washingtonians

I watched the show, Masters of Horror last night. This episode was called The Washingtonians and it posed the question; what if the greatest secret in American history was that our first president Geo...
Posted by my name is Chris on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 06:17:00 PST

Happy New Year

I've never really gotten out and celebrated the new year.I never really understood what there is to celebrate.Mostly I just think "Fuck, now I gotta remember that its 2007 and not 2006. And it was onl...
Posted by my name is Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 07:51:00 PST

Happy Holidays!!!

Happy Holidays and whatnot. It seems I will unable to get a Nintendo Wii until like, March. Which I guess I can handle. My brother got an XBox 360 for Christmas so I suppose Gears Of War can hold my a...
Posted by my name is Chris on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 06:53:00 PST

Oh yeah

I finally got my Diploma. Better late than never, right?Congradulate me, congradulate me.(Shakes fist threateningly)Or make fun of me whatever.My advice to you young'ns. Do your culminating proje...
Posted by my name is Chris on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:34:00 PST

Survivorman is Awesome

This guy, Les Stroud gets himself dropped in crappy situations that people might find themselves in. He has 7 days to find a way to save himself and he video tapes the whole thing.Well the show must h...
Posted by my name is Chris on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:18:00 PST

The "Next Generation"

This is probably a serious problem. I find myself salivating over the thought of the "Next Generation" of video game consoles.Xbox 360, Nintendo Wii and PS3,... Actually, fuck PS3. That thing costs $6...
Posted by my name is Chris on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 07:19:00 PST

Birthday.

I've been around for nineteen years as of today. Personally I feel alot like I did on my eighteenth birthday.The country's gift to me was to make me right(The Democrats kicked ass, but who didn't see ...
Posted by my name is Chris on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 07:58:00 PST